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nws01

Why I Like My Penis...

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Now, why am I the only girl replying on this thread? Where the hell is Sunshine when you need her?



I was busy taking a nap and dreaming about penises....hmm, what can i say about penises? Well, i like them best when the owner is driving to/from the dz and lets me "love" it.:P

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mine doesn't have a taste or even an oder to it.

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Damn, you asked sunshine first.



Now the penis and vagina threads are getting all mixed up! Nice!



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Long and thin may get right in , but short and thick really does the trick . At least that's what my girlfriend says .


To quote Brian Germain (completely out of context): "Long and thin won't stay in, short and fat is where it's at."

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To quote Brian Germain (completely out of context): "Long and thin won't stay in, short and fat is where it's at."



That is hilarious! I thought of that quote too! (For those who don't know it is Brian's method of how to pack your pilot chute)

I have to go with the other ladies on this and give a resounding "yeefokkinhaw" for GIRTH!

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...Don't you love your penis?

Don't all men love their penises? I thought that was a given.



I guess not...I give it a severe beating periodically.
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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Let's not forget the most important factor in sizing......GIRTH! If you have girth, you don't have a thing to worry about.


It is neither the length nor the girth. It's the weight behind... :P
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- Not quite Oscar Wilde...

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