nws01 0 #1 August 16, 2002 5. It feels good when I touch it. 4. It feels good when females touch it. 3. It grows when females touch it. 2. If they keep touchin it, it spits at them. 1. I can hide it inside a female. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #2 August 16, 2002 Uh.....have we actually gotten to the point where Nathan is running out of things to post about? Just teasing ya, Nathan. I'm sure I would like it if I saw it too.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #3 August 16, 2002 OI VEI!!!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 August 16, 2002 QuoteI'm sure I would like it if I saw it too As long as it falls into that "Large member" fetish you have? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #5 August 16, 2002 Quote As long as it falls into that "Large member" fetish you have Awwww, are you feeling left out, Clay?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #6 August 16, 2002 Quotehave we actually gotten to the point where Nathan is running out of things to post about? Andrea, I just thought I would share my feelings about it. Quote . I'm sure I would like it if I saw it too. It will feel good if you touch it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #7 August 16, 2002 Why your Penis is Depressed 1- Always being stuffed into dark, dirty places 2- Closest neighboor is an asshole 3- Owner always beats him My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 August 16, 2002 QuoteAwwww, are you feeling left out, Clay? We had this conversation already...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #9 August 16, 2002 Just to make you feel better, Clay, there is a "no-chokage" factor that makes average size penises appealing too.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #10 August 16, 2002 Don't forget unlike most people you only need 2 fingers to whack off!! You have it made!!! LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #11 August 16, 2002 Why oh why did i feel inclined to open a thread called "Why I Like My Penis" by Nathan Have I lost it LMAO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #12 August 16, 2002 Quotethere is a "no-chokage" factor LMAO!!!!!!!! Thats funny...even if I don't believe you.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #13 August 16, 2002 Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all u do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be you and me, A paper towel, and a dirty magazine, That's all we needed to get by. Now it seems things have changed, I think that your the one to blame. Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. Now he sings, Dear Rodney, I don't think I like you anymore, 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like you anymore. Why can't we just get a grip, On our man to hand relationship. Come to terms with truly how we feel. If we put our heads together, We'd just stay home forever. Dear Penis, I think I like you after all. Oh and Rodney, While yer shavin', Shave my balls.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #14 August 16, 2002 I'm with Clay on this one Mama.. I think you are fibbing!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #15 August 16, 2002 Quote even if I don't believe you No, I swear! It's not how big it is, it's what you do with it. Now, why am I the only girl replying on this thread? Where the hell is Sunshine when you need her?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #16 August 16, 2002 fibber fibber fibber!!!!! Skymama's nose is growing.. LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #17 August 16, 2002 Quotethere is a "no-chokage" factor She's right. It IS possible for there to be too much to work with. Not that this little angel would know, but I've heard... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #18 August 16, 2002 QuoteIt IS possible for there to be too much to work with OK..so that brings up the next question. How much is too much? In your opinion..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #19 August 16, 2002 Quote. It IS possible for there to be too much to work with. More than two handfuls is a waste. Less than one handful isn't worth the time or effort. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #20 August 16, 2002 Quote How much is too much? When it is bigger than the size of my hand (fingertip to heel).She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #21 August 16, 2002 my thoughts are more than a mouthful. Again, not that I'd know, since I'm totally innocent. I'm obviously just speculating... of course, some people say I have a big mouth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #22 August 16, 2002 Quotefingertip to heel Uh oh.....Uuummm...unless your hands are bigger than mine...I may be in trouble.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #23 August 16, 2002 Quotesome people say I have a big mouth Man....this is starting to sound like the tent in Rantoul..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #24 August 16, 2002 Let's not forget the most important factor in sizing......GIRTH! If you have girth, you don't have a thing to worry about.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #25 August 16, 2002 I wasn't in the tent in rantoul. Too busy having body shots done off me I suppose and besides, teh tent was too far from teh bar where my margaritas were. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
