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Jason, I hear the truck stop in Barstow is beautiful this time of year. Just ask JD.:ph34r:



Ohhhhh HELL NO! That's not somewhere to go!



So it sounds like you have been there. I guess I wasn't so far off.>:(:P
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How about a half spa in the morning while I'm at work??

Plus the book stuff of course.




That would work too.......but the idea of an anniversary is that she'll want to spend time together with you.
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Jason, I hear the truck stop in Barstow is beautiful this time of year. Just ask JD.:ph34r:



Ohhhhh HELL NO! That's not somewhere to go!



So it sounds like you have been there. I guess I wasn't so far off.>:(:P



Ummm, ya, that call wasn't funny :P That was actually a good trick, just not to me.
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Sounds like you have a good idea of what you are going to do, but again, if you need help printing out something nice, let me know.
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I thinking pamper her for the day .

Arrange for someone to taxi her kids around.

Nice dinner at this fancy new restuarant in town.

Take her down by the river :P

Flowers waiting for her when I take her home.

And a book with a planned weekend get away with blanks in it to be filled out by her.

Ended with a pasionate kiss..:$


What do ya think???

What is the best kind of half day spa?? To many options.
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Or, you could always get down on your knees and beg for forgiveness... like in this photo. ;)



OR you could just say PISS ON IT, like in this photo...



So who was that french maid in the right edge... :P
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Sounds like you have a good idea of what you are going to do, but again, if you need help printing out something nice, let me know.



I think I will!! I need to find pictures of us!!! She has them stored on her computer..

She is home gotta go, Keep ideas coming
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I thinking pamper her for the day .

Arrange for someone to taxi her kids around.

Nice dinner at this fancy new restuarant in town.

Take her down by the river :P

Flowers waiting for her when I take her home.

And a book with a planned weekend get away with blanks in it to be filled out by her.

Ended with a pasionate kiss..:$


What do ya think???

What is the best kind of half day spa?? To many options.



I'd say....you have it covered! Congrat! She'll be the happiest girl and she'll love you for all the planning....hahaha :P
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Or, you could always get down on your knees and beg for forgiveness... like in this photo. ;)



OR you could just say PISS ON IT, like in this photo...



So who was that french maid in the right edge... :P



Ohhhhh, I got a good one of her with that little thing lifted up, but I would probably see the WRATH of Krissilicious if I did that. Sorry
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Ummm, ya, that call wasn't funny :P That was actually a good trick, just not to me.



Have to admit, playing a joke on someone I have never met was a little cruel.B| It took me a couple of minutes to stop laughing. I just wish George hadn't let you off the hook so early in the evening.
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I can email you a picture of my bad self wearing my goggles. Print it, frame it, wrap it, give it to her, and let nature runs its course. That should get you some serious nookie!:)



That's a good idea. I think you look particularly hot in this picture. (And your body resembles a certain governator.)



Ohhhh girl, you rock! LMFAO
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Ummm, ya, that call wasn't funny :P That was actually a good trick, just not to me.



Have to admit, playing a joke on someone I have never met was a little cruel.B| It took me a couple of minutes to stop laughing. I just wish George hadn't let you off the hook so early in the evening.



You gotta love it though - that's the love of skydivers... no mercy!
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wow you have alot of great ideas here..and sounds like you care enough to try/do the things suggested. i am sure that she will appriciate any and all that you do..a day spa(drifting off ) that would be soo kwell..good luck and let us know how it goes;)
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Ok Jason, I didn't mean an ENGAGEMENT Ring .....

Here genius, try this ....


1) Go buy an affordable set of earrings... small cute diamonds, call one of her friends early in the morning and figure out what she likes....

2) Go the nearest drive-by radiology center, get an Xray of your heart taken with the earring in your pocket, next to your heart.....

3) Take her out to dinner, at the end, pull the Xray and tell her you had to go to the Dr today, because you felt something unusual in your chest.

4) Pull the xrays and let her look at it, while her attention is on the Xrays, pull the earring, nicely wrapped in a box

5) Let her look at the Xray and then the earrings.....

6) Say something imaginative, profound: " These are magic earrings, if you put them on your ears, you will always hear my heart beat for you.

7) Next day, go with her to the store and frame the Xray..


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Simple. Get her a brand new main canopy. Why, you ask? After all, she doesn't jump and has no interest in jumping.

"But love of my life--I got this for you because I cannot stand to be away from you while I am at the DZ. I want skydiving to be something we can share!"

[Be prepared to look REALLY, REALLY hurt and disappointed when she tells you she will NEVER use the canopy]

"I guess I really fucked up this time, babe. I was SOOOOOOOOOO hoping you would maybe change your mind that I took a really big chance. After all, nobody gives refunds on parachute equipment. Guess I'll have to use it, but only because it will make me think of you each time I use it."

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Ok Jason, I didn't mean an ENGAGEMENT Ring .....

Here genius, try this ....


1) Go buy an affordable set of earrings... small cute diamonds, call one of her friends early in the morning and figure out what she likes....

2) Go the nearest drive-by radiology center, get an Xray of your heart taken with the earring in your pocket, next to your heart.....

3) Take her out to dinner, at the end, pull the Xray and tell her you had to go to the Dr today, because you felt something unusual in your chest.

4) Pull the xrays and let her look at it, while her attention is on the Xrays, pull the earring, nicely wrapped in a box

5) Let her look at the Xray and then the earrings.....

6) Say something imaginative, profound: " These are magic earrings, if you put them on your ears, you will always hear my heart beat for you.

7) Next day, go with her to the store and frame the Xray..


Better?



*sigh* are you single? lol, this is a really great idea.
KrisAnne, my computer was a huge mess after I opened that pic. I clicked as I was taking a drink of my hot cider, and laughed so hard mid swallow I thought I was going to need Violet to do CPR! Of course, JD, yours made me laugh, but I was ready then!
Jason, you have the event covered, just don't screw up between now and than. (And now you have a back up for the next time you are in the dog house!)

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Are you saying you don't like flowers?



Flowers are great, but I just think a dozen roses on a special occasion is a big cliche, IMHO. I prefer more creativity/personal gifts. I don't know his g.f. well enough to know whether she's the "flower" type, it's just if he's looking to be special, he can do better than that. There's also much cooler varieties of flowers to be bought.

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