jasonRose 0 #1 November 9, 2005 Ok here is the situation, My girlfriend and I have a three year anniversary coming up on Thursday this week and I haven’t bought shit for her yet,(yes I know I’m a big dick head). Last year she made me this quilt and all I gave her was a big hug. She was disappointed that I hadn’t put as much thought forth as she did for our anniversary. If you have made a quilt you will know what she’s talking about. They take a long fucking time to make. I need ideas ASAP. (leave it to a guy to wait until the last moment). What should I get her? What kind of out of the ordinary romantic eve should I plan? Something that doesn’t look last minute. By the way skydiving stuff is out she did two tandems and hated it, and yes I’m going to keep her. Thanks Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #2 November 9, 2005 I can email you a picture of my bad self wearing my goggles. Print it, frame it, wrap it, give it to her, and let nature runs its course. That should get you some serious nookie! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #3 November 9, 2005 People, I've met Jason's girlfriend and I can vouch that she's mucho cool (for a whuffo). She's far, far, too good for Jason, which is why he needs serious help here. What about something including photos of the two of you? Maybe a cool multi-view frame with your favorite photos? Or go to Kinkos and have something made (can you get photo books made there?)"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #4 November 9, 2005 Quote I need ideas ASAP. (leave it to a guy to wait until the last moment). What should I get her? What kind of out of the ordinary romantic eve should I plan? Something that doesn’t look last minute. 2 days is not a lot of time. I've been in your shoes before and gotten hell because of that. Without knowing her likes/dislikes, it'd be hard to help with suggestions."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #5 November 9, 2005 yikes man. I got her a helicopter tour. It was expensive but she liked it. What does she like to do? what are her hobbies and stuff like that. Don't get her physical gift get her something you can both do. You celebrating three years TOGETHER. Make the present something you can do together.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #6 November 9, 2005 Quote(leave it to a guy to wait until the last moment). What should I get her? What kind of out of the ordinary romantic eve should I plan? For a last minute thing..........you can book a 1hr. full body massage for the both of you in the same room......that doesn't take alot of time to plan....just a thought!"Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #7 November 9, 2005 Oh, and you better make a reservation for a pretty fucking awesome dinner for Thursday night (I assume you have a nice restaurant or two in East Bumfuck? Todak might know). Or, if you can pull it off, cook her an awesome meal (especially if this is something you don't normally do or have never done for her before... that could score a lot of points). But dude... you gotta plan earlier! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #8 November 9, 2005 She likes to travel!!! Oh shit you just gave me an idea!! How about this How about planning a little weekend get away and put it in a cool little book with photos of us in it. Dinner resevations at the Space needle followed by a ride in one of those horse carriages back to a nice downtown motel. Oh and I could get her some sexy nighty too. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #9 November 9, 2005 Killer Idea!! I'll set that up just for her that morning because I have to work. Then take her out to a nice dinner. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #10 November 9, 2005 *stands back and marvels at the awsomeness of DZ.com*I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #11 November 9, 2005 Very nice jewlery that's not simply bought from some chain store that possibly has some sort of significant meaning to her seems to work (speaking from experience).--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlankSteak 0 #12 November 9, 2005 QuoteQuote(leave it to a guy to wait until the last moment). What should I get her? What kind of out of the ordinary romantic eve should I plan? For a last minute thing..........you can book a 1hr. full body massage for the both of you in the same room......that doesn't take alot of time to plan....just a thought! This is actually a good idea. And, if you do take the advice of pictures, I can help you out there, I've got Photoshop, and a photo quality color printer. Let me know if there is anything you would like me to whip up (a callage of you two for example).______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smilie 0 #13 November 9, 2005 Jas, the idea of a double massage, is that the two of you are together. Your dinner idea is great, though there are a ton of places down in your area that would be just as cool as going to Seattle. But whatever dinner idea it is, buy the book, and start it with a print out, something cool of course, of the date itenerary as the first page. Than, as you are on the date, you are both planning the rest of the book together. And yes, she is really cool, no matter how much @hit I've given you about her. Jess ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #14 November 9, 2005 JD, Jess I like how this is going.... Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #15 November 9, 2005 Jason, I hear the truck stop in Barstow is beautiful this time of year. Just ask JD.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #16 November 9, 2005 Or, you could always get down on your knees and beg for forgiveness... like in this photo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #17 November 9, 2005 QuoteKiller Idea!! Hahaha......glad I could help........it's a girl thing, I understand."Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #18 November 9, 2005 How about a half spa in the morning while I'm at work?? Plus the book stuff of course. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #19 November 9, 2005 Jason, Jason, Jason ..... You IDIOT !!!!!! You ONLY solution is to buy her a piece of Carbon! Here is your website: Jason's Option Learn fast and forget about jumping for a while. This lesson SHOULD BE painful.....Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlankSteak 0 #20 November 9, 2005 QuoteJD, Jess I like how this is going.... dz.com, ya gotta love it!______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlankSteak 0 #21 November 9, 2005 QuoteJason, I hear the truck stop in Barstow is beautiful this time of year. Just ask JD. Ohhhhh HELL NO! That's not somewhere to go!______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #22 November 9, 2005 QuoteJason, Jason, Jason ..... You IDIOT !!!!!! You ONLY solution is to buy her a piece of Carbon! Here is your website: Jason's Option Learn fast and forget about jumping for a while. This lesson SHOULD BE painful..... Whooaaaa big horse. Been there done that! It really didn't agree with me in fact it cost me around $60,000 plus the $6,000 ring I gave for the abuse! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #23 November 9, 2005 A dozen roses from a real flower shop... none of this 7-11 shit... that's only the start my friendDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlankSteak 0 #24 November 9, 2005 QuoteOr, you could always get down on your knees and beg for forgiveness... like in this photo. OR you could just say PISS ON IT, like in this photo...______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #25 November 9, 2005 QuoteHow about a half spa in the morning while I'm at work?? Plus the book stuff of course. What's involved? I assume that means a half day at a spa? Sounds pretty great to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
