TheAnvil 0 #1 November 10, 2005 I think dwarf tossing was invented by tall people as part of an international conspiracy to keep the short man down! What do you think? Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 334 #2 November 10, 2005 I like to watch, but my back hurts too much to participate. Dog ball is a totally 'nother situation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 43 #3 November 10, 2005 "Another way to keep the short man down" sounds redundant.... aren't they already down? "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #4 November 10, 2005 "Another way to keep the short man down" sounds redundant.... aren't they already down? Quote yes and we have to keep on top of them to keep them that way, trust me short people are always plottin to bring the man down. I know, i used to be oneHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SudsyFist 0 #5 November 10, 2005 QuoteI think dwarf tossing was invented by tall people as part of an international conspiracy to keep the short man down! What do you think? Just a way to see some retribution for all the inconveniences we have to endure because of y'all's skewing the bell curve. Legroom in public transportation tops the list, but there's also cabinets... do you realize how many fucking cranial impacts I suffer just so y'all can reach shit??? My Answer: I hate short people Oh, and yes, billvon's a duck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ryoder 1,590 #6 November 10, 2005 Years ago I watched an investigative report about an attempt to ban it, and of all the people interviewed, the most outspoken opponent to the ban was...the dwarf; He was making a lucrative living by letting himself get tossed, and was pissed as hell at people trying to ban it."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #7 November 10, 2005 QuoteMy Answer: I hate short people Oh, and yes, billvon's a duck. Dude, F-you! You told Gia and myself, that you liked shrimp stirfry! Oh, and of course, Billvon is most definitely a duck. I knew it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SudsyFist 0 #8 November 10, 2005 QuoteQuoteMy Answer: I hate short people Oh, and yes, billvon's a duck. Dude, F-you! You told Gia and myself, that you liked shrimp stirfry! If you try to knock me you'll get mocked I'll stir fry you in my wok... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jmpnkramer 0 #9 November 10, 2005 The MAN is definitly keeping you down this weekend. SOmeone should shoot that F'ER! Now I have to find two people for B & G! Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rasmack 0 #10 November 10, 2005 I voted on all possibilities. Feel free to throw me... HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #11 November 10, 2005 I usually just hold em up by thier feet till they get all red faced Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
SudsyFist 0 #5 November 10, 2005 QuoteI think dwarf tossing was invented by tall people as part of an international conspiracy to keep the short man down! What do you think? Just a way to see some retribution for all the inconveniences we have to endure because of y'all's skewing the bell curve. Legroom in public transportation tops the list, but there's also cabinets... do you realize how many fucking cranial impacts I suffer just so y'all can reach shit??? My Answer: I hate short people Oh, and yes, billvon's a duck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #6 November 10, 2005 Years ago I watched an investigative report about an attempt to ban it, and of all the people interviewed, the most outspoken opponent to the ban was...the dwarf; He was making a lucrative living by letting himself get tossed, and was pissed as hell at people trying to ban it."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #7 November 10, 2005 QuoteMy Answer: I hate short people Oh, and yes, billvon's a duck. Dude, F-you! You told Gia and myself, that you liked shrimp stirfry! Oh, and of course, Billvon is most definitely a duck. I knew it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #8 November 10, 2005 QuoteQuoteMy Answer: I hate short people Oh, and yes, billvon's a duck. Dude, F-you! You told Gia and myself, that you liked shrimp stirfry! If you try to knock me you'll get mocked I'll stir fry you in my wok... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #9 November 10, 2005 The MAN is definitly keeping you down this weekend. SOmeone should shoot that F'ER! Now I have to find two people for B & G! Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rasmack 0 #10 November 10, 2005 I voted on all possibilities. Feel free to throw me... HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #11 November 10, 2005 I usually just hold em up by thier feet till they get all red faced Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
