Broke 0 #1 November 10, 2005 Got no reasion to live...Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 November 10, 2005 Bullshit. They are great sources of Tequila."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #3 November 10, 2005 QuoteGot no reasion to live... but midget porn is entertaining. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #4 November 10, 2005 Quote They are great sources of Tequila. I prefer the Tequila made from Agave rather than from short people..they dont ferment so well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #5 November 10, 2005 Aparently someone hasn't heard of Randy Newman... They got tiny hands, They got tiny feet, They got iddy biddy voices that go peep peep peep...Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #6 November 10, 2005 QuoteAparently someone hasn't heard of Randy Newman... They got tiny hands, They got tiny feet, They got iddy biddy voices that go peep peep peep... i love that song and it sings in my head every time I see a vertically challenged little person. and I mutter under my breath as I pass them, "peep peep peep." -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #7 November 10, 2005 QuoteAparently someone hasn't heard of Randy Newman... They got tiny hands, They got tiny feet, They got iddy biddy voices that go peep peep peep... I love Randy Newman. I was just giving TheAnvil props. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #8 November 10, 2005 QuoteQuoteGot no reasion to live... but midget porn is entertaining. Let me tell you man midget porn is hard to describe... midgets just look evil... let alone when they are fucking and thier veins are popping outta thier foreheads... evil I tell youDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #9 November 10, 2005 Most people are short people Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #10 November 10, 2005 QuoteMost people are short people *looks up at amazon* can I curl up in your lap? will you read me a story? -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #12 November 10, 2005 QuoteGot no reasion to live... BTFU - I'll chew right through those ankles of yours HA! g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #13 November 10, 2005 QuoteQuoteGot no reasion to live... BTFU - I'll chew right through those ankles of yours HA! g Are you trying to turn me on... Biteing is niceDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #14 November 10, 2005 QuoteQuoteGot no reasion to live... BTFU - I'll chew right through those ankles of yours HA! g Yeah! And I'll work on the toes! edit: Wait... ew. No I won't. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #15 November 10, 2005 Quote Biteing is nice Careful what you ask for, grrrrrrrr g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ReBirth 0 #16 November 10, 2005 You gotta pick 'em up, just to say hello! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #17 November 10, 2005 QuoteQuoteGot no reasion to live... BTFU - I'll chew right through those ankles of yours HA! g from what sudsers has been tellin me (*sniff*sniff*) you're the type of shorty I'd like to get to know! -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #18 November 10, 2005 Quotefrom what sudsers has been tellin me (*sniff*sniff*) you're the type of shorty I'd like to get to know! I'm afraid to ask what has come outta that mans mouth - his perverse mind and all. Don't believe a word of it, I'm an HA! Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #19 November 10, 2005 QuoteGot no reasion to live... Oh man, for a second there I thought you were telling people that they had no reason to live. But it's ok, I just realized you're just telling the short people they have no reasIon to live, which is different of course<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #20 November 10, 2005 QuoteQuotefrom what sudsers has been tellin me (*sniff*sniff*) you're the type of shorty I'd like to get to know! I'm afraid to ask what has come outta that mans mouth - his perverse mind and all. Don't believe a word of it, I'm an HA! don't worry, finger sniffer... it was all good! -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #21 November 10, 2005 QuoteAparently someone hasn't heard of Randy Newman... They got tiny hands, They got tiny feet, They got iddy biddy voices that go peep peep peep... I remember.I just don't remember the fucking words to the song. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pilotdave 0 #22 November 11, 2005 Ever seen someone over 6 feet tall try to get comfortable in a Cessna? C'mon now, they just look silly. Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #23 November 11, 2005 QuoteLet me tell you man midget porn is hard to describe... midgets just look evil... let alone when they are fucking and thier veins are popping outta thier foreheads... evil I tell you You just made my spank bank. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #24 November 11, 2005 Yeah. Me. Im around 6ft1 and I squeeze in tightly. Worst place is position 4 in the 206. When I get up to altitude I cant feel my legs due to pins and needles They soon get the feeling back though as I go out the door. www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #25 November 11, 2005 QuoteYeah. Me. Im around 6ft1 and I squeeze in tightly. Worst place is position 4 in the 206. When I get up to altitude I cant feel my legs due to pins and needles They soon get the feeling back though as I go out the door. dude i'm right there w/ ya... i'm 6'1" and have a bit of a belly... folding my shit up in the 182 at Tennessee Skydiving just sucked bad. Only consolation was I was always the heaviest guy, so Chris always put me up front next to him, we were GUARUNTEED not to stall w/ me up by the firewall! Still, once DOOR was called, man I couldn't wait to swing my legs out on the step... *whew* -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
