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SudsyFist

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Just how short was the bus you rode on?



Not nearly as short as the moment during which I obligatorily (as I am male and you are somewhat female) contemplated sex with you.

Next.




Jeez you're askin for it.

-the artist formerly known as sinker

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Not nearly as short as the moment during which I obligatorily (as I am male and you are somewhat female) contemplated sex with you.



Ewwwww!!! Not even if I was really, really drunk; I like my left arm where it's at thankyouverymuch.

So anyway, was the bus longer than your penis? Oh, wait, of course it was, everything is longer than your penis.

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Not nearly as short as the moment during which I obligatorily (as I am male and you are somewhat female) contemplated sex with you.



Ewwwww!!! Not even if I was really, really drunk; I like my left arm where it's at thankyouverymuch.

So anyway, was the bus longer than your penis? Oh, wait, of course it was, everything is longer than your penis.



Oh come now bytch, you don't wanna little engine in side ya?

-the artist formerly known as sinker

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Not nearly as short as the moment during which I obligatorily (as I am male and you are somewhat female) contemplated sex with you.



Ewwwww!!! Not even if I was really, really drunk; I like my left arm where it's at thankyouverymuch.

So anyway, was the bus longer than your penis? Oh, wait, of course it was, everything is longer than your penis.



That was such a pathetic comeback, bytch. I demand more of you.

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yeah but that was never published in a book

Do you believe everything you read? :P



not me. I have to find out for myself.

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And quit trying to change the subject away from the (lack of) length of your penis.



I'll concede: school buses, including the short ones, tend to be far larger than my penis. If you need one of those to pull in to your garagehangar to even feel anything, then I'd just be a lightsaber whirring around in the darkness of interstellar space.

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I demand more of you.



Hold your breath.



That's more like it.

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I'll concede: school buses, including the short ones, tend to be far larger than my penis. If you need one of those to pull in to your garagehangar to even feel anything, then I'd just be a lightsaber whirring around in the darkness of interstellar space.




now THAT is funny...

-the artist formerly known as sinker

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