What to do?

[skybytch 273]

The dog and I have the house to ourselves until sometime Sunday. My car can't be driven at the moment, my bike's at the dropzone and it's 6+ miles to the nearest civilization (I'm not jumping at the moment so it doesn't matter how far away the dropzone is). There's a wide selection of hard liquor and a variety of mixers in the house.

I really should clean my room, go through some boxes and do some laundry. But the devil on my left shoulder keeps insisting that drinking until sometime Sunday sounds like a better plan.

What to do, what to do...

[mcneill79 0]

Invite me over to party
Too bad I'll be jumping the Otter in Hollister this weekend

[sinker 0]

get drunk and take digital pics to post for us to laugh at.

-the artist formerly known as sinker

[skybytch 273]

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Invite me over to party

C'mon over. I've been making this new cocktail I'm dying to get someone's opinion on. It's citrus vodka, vanilla ice cream and lemonade. The perfect chick drink - tastes good, gets ya drunk and helps meet that all important daily calcium intake requirement.

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Too bad I'll be jumping the Otter in Hollister this weekend

Your loss, toots.

[Brains 2]

I say you and Molly get shitty together.

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

[Shotgun 1]

Well, if I were you I would clean my room, go through some boxes and do the laundry.

Yeah right, you know me better than that.

Now if I only had some liquor in the house...

[skybytch 273]

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Now if I only had some liquor in the house...

LMFAO!!!!

Oh, sorry. That was my outside laugh again.

Well, if you're lacking Jack, c'mon up. There's a half gallon of it here and I won't drink it.

[squirrel 0]

hey, whats the ratio in that drink?...vodka is my poison of choice!

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[skybytch 273]

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hey, whats the ratio in that drink?.

Ummm.... a couple scoops of ice cream, some vodkan then fill the cup with lemonade. Blend well and taste. Add more vodka as needed. Also tastes good with orange KoolAid instead of lemonade.

[jceman 1]

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hey, whats the ratio in that drink?.

Ummm.... a couple scoops of ice cream, some vodkan then fill the cup with lemonade. Blend well and taste. Add more vodka as needed. Also tastes good with orange KoolAid instead of lemonade.

Might be better if'n ya added some vodka.

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money.

Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

[Elisha 1]

Ummmm...Lisa, what town do you live in?

[Elisha 1]

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Ummmm...Lisa, what town do you live in?

Well, I just answered my own question. Vacaville. Well, I suppose I could be there in a little over an hour to get drunk as well if I tried.

[skybytch 273]

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Well, I just answered my own question. Vacaville.

Whoa. Where'd you get that info?

I'm not in Vacaville.

[Elisha 1]

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Well, I just answered my own question. Vacaville.

Whoa. Where'd you get that info?

I'm not in Vacaville.

Yeah, know. Internet. I'm probably there too.

[SuFantasma 0]

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The dog and I have the house to ourselves until sometime Sunday. My car can't be driven at the moment, my bike's at the dropzone and it's 6+ miles to the nearest civilization (I'm not jumping at the moment so it doesn't matter how far away the dropzone is). There's a wide selection of hard liquor and a variety of mixers in the house.

I really should clean my room, go through some boxes and do some laundry. But the devil on my left shoulder keeps insisting that drinking until sometime Sunday sounds like a better plan.

What to do, what to do...

Fill the dog bowl with a bottle of hard liquor, your preference, and then fill the bottle with water. Give the bottle to the dog and you drink from the bowl....

Then call the dropzone and invite your fellow jumpers for a day at the dog house :-)

Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"