hobbes4star 0 #1 November 11, 2005 If you can't read how would you know to call for a reading problem?if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 November 11, 2005 Heeeeeeere's your sign. Not yours, Hobbes . . . theirs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #3 November 11, 2005 same as 1-800 abcdefg thats the number you call if you're illiterate and want to learn how to read.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #4 November 11, 2005 Quote If you can't read how would you know to call for a reading problem? tell me what it says, i can't read it. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
panzwami 0 #5 November 11, 2005 I wrote a book on how to live poor. $100,000 and it's yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #6 November 11, 2005 It's like IT emailing a new password to someone who's forgotten their email password. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #7 November 12, 2005 Quote It's like IT emailing a new password to someone who's forgotten their email password. My work emails us when the server is down, to tell us the server is down. Of course I cannot read that until the server is back up. Cracks me up every time! ~Anne I'm a Doll!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #8 November 12, 2005 Well, it does say "Guaranteed Results". If you dialed the number, you must have understood something, uh?Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #9 November 12, 2005 It's like the sign in the window at the restaurant, "Braille Menus available" WTF? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #10 November 12, 2005 Quote It's like the sign in the window at the restaurant, "Braille Menus available" WTF? Just ask a blind man. He'll explain to you with his fingers. dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 November 12, 2005 Quote It's like IT emailing a new password to someone who's forgotten their email password. Blues, Dave About 3 years ago, K-mart was selling the "micro..." something PC for $200. "Lindows" (unix based) OS. The printer drivers were on a 3.5". Guess which PC didn't come with a floppy drive? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #12 November 12, 2005 Quote Just ask a blind man. He'll explain to you with his fingers. Ooooh, maybe I'll ask a blind woman. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #13 November 12, 2005 I once worked in a hospital. One night while working third shift, I was riding the elevator alone when it became stuck between floors. As I was struggling to force the doors open, someone heard the commotion, and notified the hospitals telephone operator. Her solution was to page the on-duty maintenance man. That was me."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike111 0 #14 November 12, 2005 lol funny advert. surprised the company made that mistake Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jenfly00 0 #15 November 12, 2005 Quote It's like IT emailing a new password to someone who's forgotten their email password. Blues, Dave I once had the post office refuse to deliver mail because my dog was in the front yard. They mail me a notice ...which they refused to deliver.----------------------- "O brave new world that has such people in it". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #16 November 12, 2005 At some point, I think everyone has gotten an email that says, "This is our blah-blah group email. If you are in the group, but have been omitted from the email list, please notify the assistant." Got one 3 weeks ago. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #17 November 13, 2005 Quote If you can't read how would you know to call for a reading problem? I was helping a man apply for some benefits in Iowa. All of his mail was coming to my house in Illinois, since he was homeless. One of the forms that we filled out said, and I S&*( you not "If you do not receive this form, please contact our office IMMEDIATELY!"skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites