SarahC07 0 #1 November 12, 2005 Oih. I'm in such a horrible mood. Anyone have anything funny and uplifting to share? I think I think too much... yeah.... YEEAAAHHH, THAT is my problem... ...Or maybe I just make bad calls all the time which force me to think too much... Did anyone see Mr. & Mrs. Smith? Any good? I'm thinking about renting it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #2 November 12, 2005 http://myjokemail.com/videos/Golf.shtml"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike111 0 #3 November 12, 2005 lol i was told a joke today... ... dad and daughter are walking thorugh park - daughter sees dogs having sex - goes to dad "what are they doing"? Dad replies - "errrr making cakes". The daughter and dad go home and next morning goes to her dad..." You and mum were making cakes last night!". And the dad goes "how do you know that?" Daughter "i saw the dry icing on the sofa" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #4 November 12, 2005 QuoteDid anyone see Mr. & Mrs. Smith? Any good? I'm thinking about renting it? It's fluffy and fun and Brad and Angelina are yummy to look at. Would be a good mood-lifter."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #5 November 12, 2005 I'm sorry to hear that, Sarah. Hopefully, things will turn around for you, and you will feel better. I do have some good news to share. One of my good friends has been going through some very tough times, and she seems to be getting much better. That alone has lifted my spirits like nothing else. (I am also in a very, very down mood, as well. Life is just painful as hell.) I don't know if hearing about my friend will help you, though. So, what about you, Sarah? It always helps when someone that you care about is happy. How are your friends/family? Have you heard any good news from them, that you could use to make you feel better, right now? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenz 0 #6 November 12, 2005 though you may be feeling crappy you should find something to smile about... even if its for a split second once a day... know you are loved ... and go watch some ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT!!! :) thats ALWAYS good for laughs ;)"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #7 November 12, 2005 life IS pain, highness. anyone who tells you differently is trying to sell you something Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morningdove831 0 #8 November 12, 2005 I'm sorry you're feeling down. Sometimes getting exercise puts me in a much better mood. I know how you feel, though ... the last few weeks have been tough for me too. Spend time with friends, stay busy and do something physical. That should help things look up for you. One who looks for a friend without faults will have none. -- Hasidic Saying Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenz 0 #9 November 12, 2005 princess bride GREAT quote :)"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #10 November 12, 2005 Uplifting? Yes. I have had an icky case of the flu since Friday and finally stopped throwing up. Now I am only weak as a kitten and barely able to walk. Things are definitely looking up. Is that what you meant? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenz 0 #11 November 12, 2005 i had it monday through thursday :) and i may have an ulcer as a result... wahooo... but ya know what things could be much worse... i'm just glad mine isn't "uplifting" anymore too"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SarahC07 0 #12 November 12, 2005 Heh, it makes me not feel so bad. Hope you feel better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #13 November 12, 2005 Yes. I am just glad it seems to be going away... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenz 0 #14 November 13, 2005 http://www.heavy.com/heavy.php?videoPath=../content/carnage/flash_video/whosline i totally stole this from DBo but this is hilarious and definitely a great pick me up :) enjoy"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sid 1 #15 November 13, 2005 I've just moved back to Pierson, FLorida (redneckheaven) and was wondring if they "get" "My Name is Earl" ? well, that thought made me laughPete Draper, Just because my life plan is written on the back of a Hooter's Napkin, it's still a life plan.... right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #16 November 13, 2005 It was funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charmsdroppop 0 #17 November 13, 2005 Hey I do the same thing when thinking too much and usually being with friends is the cure. Plus the "silly seasons" are coming up.Check this out...I work with mentally challenged people and had this resident at a Dr.s' appt., He gets asked to give a urine sample and when he came out of the bathroom, his shirt was all wet...I asked what happened and he said he didn't like the shirt so much anymore. Talk about missing. He gave them his shirt thinking in exchange he'd get a new one...Cheers Always.is it dark yet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #18 November 13, 2005 I don't care who ya are...........this here's funny! www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/dirtyturban.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #19 November 13, 2005 QuoteI don't care who ya are...........this here's funny! www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/dirtyturban.html god I love that one... I heard it on the Bob and Tom show a while back... I couldn't breath! lol! -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #20 November 13, 2005 Woman! Besides being in a crappy mood myself, I just realized that I have NO BEER for tomorrow, which is Sunday. Can't buy beer in Arkansas on Sunday. I think I'll have to grace the Country Club -- which is rare except in emergencies....lol. Kid needs to learn how to play golf... linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #21 November 13, 2005 QuoteWoman! Besides being in a crappy mood myself, I just realized that I have NO BEER for tomorrow, which is Sunday. Can't buy beer in Arkansas on Sunday. I think I'll have to grace the Country Club -- which is rare except in emergencies....lol. Kid needs to learn how to play golf... linz you can't even buy BEER on sundays? damn, i thought texans had it bad. we can't buy liquor on sundays, or after 9 every other day. and we can't buy beer until after noon on sundays. but DAMN, no beer at all on sundays SUCKS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #22 November 13, 2005 QuoteQuoteWoman! Besides being in a crappy mood myself, I just realized that I have NO BEER for tomorrow, which is Sunday. Can't buy beer in Arkansas on Sunday. I think I'll have to grace the Country Club -- which is rare except in emergencies....lol. Kid needs to learn how to play golf... linz you can't even buy BEER on sundays? damn, i thought texans had it bad. we can't buy liquor on sundays, or after 9 every other day. and we can't buy beer until after noon on sundays. but DAMN, no beer at all on sundays SUCKS! Yeah...I was in Jefferson, TX a few weeks ago and was ELATED when I realized I could have a bloody mary on Sunday. It's all relative.... linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #23 November 13, 2005 i took a road trip to florida a couple years back. didn't roll in until about 2 am and straight to a convenience store to buy beer. i guess it's the little things, but that was exciting! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites