SpeedRacer 1 #1 November 13, 2005 so this female friend of mine uses this as her term of derision. Similar to the expressions "Kiss my ass" or more appropriately, "Suck my dick" which men will say to an adverasary whom they CLEARLY do NOT literally want to have them suck their dick. So, then, is "lick my clit" an appropriate expression for a woman? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #2 November 13, 2005 Quoteso this female friend of mine uses this as her term of derision. Similar to the expressions "Kiss my ass" or more appropriately, "Suck my dick" which men will say to an adverasary whom they CLEARLY do NOT literally want to have them suck their dick. So, then, is "lick my clit" an appropriate expression for a woman? I would think women better be real careful who they say that to... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #3 November 13, 2005 When I'm trying to pick the appropriate "blank my blank" comeback, everything goes through my head, including that. However, I don't think it works all that well. I think "lick my ass" is a bit more harsh, although I would love to be able to say "suck my dick". I'm not willing to get an operation to say it meaningfully, though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #4 November 13, 2005 Quoteso this female friend of mine uses this as her term of derision. Similar to the expressions "Kiss my ass" or more appropriately, "Suck my dick" which men will say to an adverasary whom they CLEARLY do NOT literally want to have them suck their dick. So, then, is "lick my clit" an appropriate expression for a woman? i don't know, i find it pretty ugly really. but then again, a man saying suck my dick isn't very nice either... but hey, Foo Fighters are on SNL right now... so, -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 November 13, 2005 I think "lick my ass" is a bit more harsh, although I would love to be able to say "suck my dick". I'm not willing to get an operation to say it meaningfully, though Opps! *** Come on...worked for Demi! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #6 November 13, 2005 What happened here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #7 November 13, 2005 Oh, but I know what you mean about Demi Moore. That's actually what I was thinking about when I wrote that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #8 November 13, 2005 what happened here is that I posted a thread about clit-licking and it got a half-dozen replies in about 30 seconds. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #9 November 13, 2005 QuoteWhat happened here? *** Sticky clicky fingers...! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #10 November 13, 2005 Quotewhat happened here is that I posted a thread about clit-licking and it got a half-dozen replies in about 30 seconds. WTF do you expect, clit licker!?! -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #11 November 13, 2005 I actually never say anything "blank my blank"-ish, but I think it A LOT! And I can think whatever I want! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #12 November 13, 2005 So let's place bets on how soon this will become a flaming thread. BTW women like it when you lick their clit. Just a clue for the clueless out there. They REALLY like it! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #13 November 13, 2005 QuoteSo let's place bets on how soon this will become a flaming thread. BTW women like it when you lick their clit. Just a clue for the clueless out there. They REALLY like it! *** Ya THINK?!?!? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #14 November 13, 2005 Most women will file my previous post under "N" for "No shit, Sherlock!" Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #15 November 13, 2005 He only knows that because he does medical research. It's one of the great secrets of the medical community. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #16 November 13, 2005 QuoteHe only knows that because he does medical research. It's one of the great secrets of the medical community. *** Greatest...yet WORST kept!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #17 November 13, 2005 QuoteYeah, so my timing sucks. Suck it. Suck what, exactly? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #18 November 13, 2005 QuoteSo let's place bets on how soon this will become a flaming thread. BTW women like it when you lick their clit. Just a clue for the clueless out there. They REALLY like it! think I should go wake my wife up and try to find out? naw... I have no interest in earning my red wings... but talk to me in a week. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #19 November 13, 2005 QuoteQuoteHe only knows that because he does medical research. It's one of the great secrets of the medical community. *** Greatest...yet WORST kept!! *** As a nocturnal sub-swap dweller... I CAN BREATHE THROUGH MY EARS! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #20 November 13, 2005 I was just about to point that out. "Suck it" is, by far, my favorite response of its nature. And the "it" is TBD by the person being told it. However, I could never, nor would I try to, pull it off in any kind of serious way. It's a joke response. If I tried to say it as a real BURN, the recipient would dissolve into a puddle of laughter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #21 November 13, 2005 QuoteWhen I'm trying to pick the appropriate "blank my blank" comeback, everything goes through my head, including that. However, I don't think it works all that well. I think "lick my ass" is a bit more harsh, although I would love to be able to say "suck my dick". I'm not willing to get an operation to say it meaningfully, though. I am hoping that reincarnation is forthcoming and I will have the opportunity to say "Lick my Clit".... Until then ... "Suck my Dick"Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #22 November 13, 2005 so anyway, what are the exact rules by which a thread develops flames? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #23 November 13, 2005 Quoteso anyway, what are the exact rules by which a thread develops flames? dude, suck my dick. -- Oh... I thought you meant flames like PA's.... sorry.... -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #24 November 13, 2005 Something like 25 posts in an hour. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #25 November 13, 2005 Quoteso anyway, what are the exact rules by which a thread develops flames? *** What did you say???? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites