skinnyshrek 0 #1 November 14, 2005 had a brain storm on the way home from the dz today. What if , just what if, the local church served beer wings and at half time conducted a religious ceremony. Don't you think they would get more people to attend. I know i would. And each week the pastor wore a different football shirt wouldn't that be cool.....http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #2 November 14, 2005 Ok HomerDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #3 November 14, 2005 who's homer.. You mean simpson. Well that would be cool it was just a brainstrm i had driving through albany i had another one which i am trying to remember.....http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #4 November 14, 2005 There was a Simpsons episode where Homer started his own church, and he was watching football with godDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #5 November 14, 2005 well, only ever seen a few episodes i liked it and i guess great minds think alike...lol It was thinking this as i passed a church that was empty then went into applebbes and believe it or not all the church people were in there drinking beer..th church is missing out aon a great business oppertunity..Oh well, someone else beat me to my ideahttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #6 November 14, 2005 Comunion beer... yeah man.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #7 November 14, 2005 hey jesus turned water into wine...why didn't he chose beer what he had his last supper with a bunch of fairies..C'mon i would of much prefered a pilsner rather than a pinot... Maybe i should opne a church on a dz. meeting 9 am get a few loads up take a 15 minute brak to speak to the hugher powers jujp some more and after all is done i will turn on the water and beer is on me...http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #8 November 14, 2005 Sounds like my kind of religion... do we have to drink Pilsner or can we choose our drink... I'll have a stout pleaseDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
