A fun post for your fun and pleasure(not skydiving related)

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The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to
take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or
changing one letter, and supply a new definition.


Here are this year's winners:

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
you
realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
bright
ideas from penetrating.
The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in
the
near future.

4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting
laid.

5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who
doesn't get it.(my favorite)

8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really
bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a
serious
bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming
only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they
come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
the
fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:

18. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an a$$hole

*Disclaimer*
The views expressed in the above post may or may not be the result of drunkeness or temporary insanity and should only rarely be construed as the views of the poster himself

[freeflir29 0]

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. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.

I know ALL about that one.

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Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.

It takes MAJOR self control to NOT do this one.

[Brains 2]

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Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.

It takes MAJOR self control to NOT do this one.

So clay, I am pretty sure you could win a video contest if you got some sweet footage of you and your co-workers in full armor, guns shouldered, walking through a hallway and suddenly doing the spider web dance.

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

[freeflir29 0]

Hey............I've learned to deal with it. Just don't let a HUGE spider sneak up on me though. I'll scream like a girl. When I was a kid riding horses and motorcycles down the logging roads around the house.........we had these HUGE brown "Wood Spiders" (Don't know their real name) that would build webs all the way across the roads. Of course.......it seemed no matter if you were on a horse or a motorcycle they would be sitting in the web JUST ABOUT face height. Ever have a spider with a 4 in leg span suddenly sitting on your nose? That's worth a couple of minutes of an Arachnoleptic fit.