Investment Advice

[davidlayne 5]

Investment Advice From an Aussie friend


In 2001 if you had bought $1,000 of One-Tel stock, it would
now be worth about $9.00 to you as an unsecured creditor if
you are lucky.

In 2002 if you had bought HIH stock, you would have about $6.50
left of the original $1,000

In 2003 if you had gone overseas and bought ENRON you would
have less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of Beer only one year ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminium recycling
price, you would have $24.00.

Based on the above, the best investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.

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until you stepped into complete darkness at
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[The111 1]

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Based on the above, the best investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.

You call $1000 worth of beer in one year "drinking heavily"??

Amateur!

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[Rebecca 0]

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Based on the above, the best investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.

You call $1000 worth of beer in one year "drinking heavily"??

Amateur!

Let's see: $1000 / $7 per 6-pack of Newcastle = about 143
143 / 52 weeks per year is roughly 3 per week.

Yep, sounds about normal. Except for the part about the cans.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[Broke 0]

so lets see 143 six packs is 858 bottles. average redemption value .05USD equals 42.90... a little better return on investment double if you live in Maine

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[Broke 0]

wiat a tick are we also figuring in the bottle deposit monies on the cost of the beer?

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[The111 1]

Where's your sense of humor?

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[Rebecca 0]

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Where's your sense of humor?

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?

My sense of humor is present and accounted for.

I was actually agreeing with you, goofball! 3 6-packs a week DOES NOT constitute HEAVY drinking!!

Now, 6 6-packs a week is getting there, but that's another $1000 investment.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[skinnyshrek 0]

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Where's your sense of humor?

Damn i am with ya 1000 dollars he probably means ozzie dollars so 5-6oo american.. Lets see good beer over here is 7.99-10.99 6 pack blah blah blah fucking hell i am spending a new container each year on beer.. Fuck it, i will become a hobo/scrounger and save my money.

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[Broke 0]

Scrounge beer bottles at the DZ yeah baby hobo riche

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[skinnyshrek 0]

We have this scrounging bastard at our dz never buys beer goes in the fridge and steals it. Hate fucking losers..Anyways cut a long story short the beer that he has stolen he has a fridge with a padlock on it in the video room....Some how, god knows how, some glue ended up in the padlock. crying shame!!!!

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[Broke 0]

I was thinking of scrounging the empties allthough the full ones are nice to find sometimes too

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