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jumpergirl

Do you sell sex toys???

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ok folks Jumpergirl has left the building, bummed, don't worry for you FL folks who want to 411 just PM me. She intrusted me with this mission untill I leave my workplace at 2300. Yes I am a PW at work... only on second shift.
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Lol, sure! I've got a couple dildos, light use, both in like new condition. They are battery equipped vibrators and ready to please.



A sex toy collection is sort of like having a cabinet full of spices or different purfumes or different color eye shadow! You never throw them away because you know the mood to try an old flavor, scent or color is going to hit you eventually!

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She must be having a super sex toy emergency. :ph34r:



I have those occasionally. But then I just find new batteries. :D
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Holy Sheep shit it's a new record!
A thread about B.O.B.'s has gotten 18 posts without Lesley (jumpchikk) pouncing on it like a pack of dogs on a three-legged cat! :P;):ph34r:
"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
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Ooh look at the big word! I didn't know you knew big words! Damn Sudsy, stop showing off!



You should see him in the shower ;)



Can you just forward me the video?



Sorry I only have it on 8 mm
Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
Anvil Brother 84
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