beezyshaw 0 #1 November 16, 2005 A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side.........You know what?" What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. I think you're bad luck, get the fuck away from me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superman32 0 #2 November 16, 2005 People are looking at me to find out why I'm laughing so loud. Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #3 November 16, 2005 QuoteI think you're bad luck, get the fuck away from me. If I were her, I'd've put the pillow over his face right about then. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Diversgodown 0 #4 November 16, 2005 Snicker, Snicker Biatch get out!!! ***Glory Favors the Bold*** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #5 November 16, 2005 Well, "till death do us part". Then I'd go find me a hunk of a skydiverMrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #6 November 16, 2005 BWAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!! That's a good one Beezy."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 November 16, 2005 That's a lot like a guy I work with. He has been "blown up" 8 times now. I'm having a hard time figuring out if he is good luck or bad luck. I mean............he keeps surviving with monor injuries.........yet keeps getting blown up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #8 November 16, 2005 QuoteThat's a lot like a guy I work with. He has been "blown up" 8 times now. I'm having a hard time figuring out if he is good luck or bad luck. I mean............he keeps surviving with monor injuries.........yet keeps getting blown up. Kind of like the park ranger who's been struck by lightning 8 times! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #9 November 16, 2005 That there's funny! Good one! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #10 November 16, 2005 LMAO!!! I thought you were going to post a softy thread... Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #11 November 16, 2005 QuoteLMAO!!! I thought you were going to post a softy thread... Have you ever seen Beezy post a softy thread??? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #12 November 17, 2005 Some of his jokes have references to things that are soft! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #13 November 17, 2005 QuoteSome of his jokes have references to things that are soft! Beezy doesn't have a sense of humor!!!!!!!! So you and chuck ready for Z-hills? We have 7 campers so far in our section and most of them are cool except this fat bastard tomatoe man i think his name is chris pm me your cell numberhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #14 November 17, 2005 QuoteQuoteSome of his jokes have references to things that are soft! Beezy doesn't have a sense of humor!!!!!!!! So you and chuck ready for Z-hills? We have 7 campers so far in our section and most of them are cool except this fat bastard tomatoe man i think his name is chris pm me your cell number Dude - we can't wait! Our plan is to leave here after I get off work on the 27th and stay until the 2nd!!! What ya'll doing for Turkey Day? We're going to be in ATL!!! Hook it up!!! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #15 November 17, 2005 Turkey day i am spending in england eating a sunday dinner mmmmmmmmhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elpeludo 0 #16 November 17, 2005 Atleast; The poor bastard, did not take her to a boogie or to the freefall convention Ohh the humanity el peludo aka mikey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
