yardhippie 0 #201 November 17, 2005 QuoteMy boss has already called me a bitch this morning. Thanksgiving...one week from today I dont have a boss! He resigned! Thanksgiving...one week from today Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #202 November 17, 2005 WooooHooo After multiple attempts to hijack this thread off the poo topic, someone finally succeeds!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #203 November 17, 2005 QuoteMy boss has already called me a bitch this morning. Thanksgiving...one week from today Yeah but it was while he was slapping her on the ass so it was ok. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #204 November 17, 2005 QuoteI dont have a boss! He resigned! My boss is the senior partner. I normally love my boss. He is like family. Today, I'm just pissy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #205 November 17, 2005 QuoteMy boss has already called me a bitch this morning. It happens........... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #206 November 17, 2005 QuoteQuoteI dont have a boss! He resigned! My boss is the senior partner. I normally love my boss. He is like family. Today, I'm just pissy. Oh i see, youre trying to get us to talk about pissy now, instead of poo! Nice try! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #207 November 17, 2005 QuoteNice try! Wait.............this could be OK. Does she have pictures? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #208 November 17, 2005 Hooooo flung poo? You flung poo. I'm leaving for the Eloy tunnel in 3 hours and 10 minutes. Does my butt look fat in these jeans? I think I only shaved one armpit. I hate having ADD. is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #209 November 17, 2005 QuoteWait.............this could be OK. Does she have pictures? No camera to take pics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #210 November 17, 2005 5 more views and it's LOCKED!! IBTL* *I brought the liqour <--- IBTL "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #211 November 17, 2005 slappie, your avatar is just... bring back the lemurs ass pics. so we were talking about poo.... ever been to ratemypoo.com? just nasty. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #212 November 17, 2005 I have an idea - let's stop with the poo, and talk about good smelling things. I'll go first: Clean, groomed people: When they walk past you, the air that whooshes by with them smells like clean sheets and good hair product, and maybe faint yummy perfume - it's a combo thing that's different with everyone, but when they get it right, you just want to stop them and say, "I'm sorry, but could you just walk by one more time?" you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #213 November 17, 2005 You aren't the boss of us!!!! Okay. Will no longer speak of poo and the flingage thereof.. better? is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #214 November 17, 2005 i took a shower this morning. i smell pretty. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #215 November 17, 2005 Quotei took a shower this morning. i smell pretty. Ah, but do you FEEL pretty? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #216 November 17, 2005 QuoteQuotei took a shower this morning. i smell pretty. Ah, but do you FEEL pretty? yes. i douched too. edited to add... funny story... my last name is DUDEK, pronounced "Doo-deck" however, I get all sorts of abberations... doo-dick doo-duck doo-dickles doo-doo doo-dack doo-dah (thank you, Chris Martin) but one day, while waiting for a flight in Atlanta, a Delta employee paged someone overhead... "Paging Michael Douche, paging Michael Douche...." I thought, surely they aren't paging ME! Yet, after a few minutes, it was nagging at me... I went up to the counter and asked about that page... yep, it was for me. How the FUCK did they get DOUCHE out of DUDEK???? Fuckers. How embarassing. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #217 November 17, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuotei took a shower this morning. i smell pretty. Ah, but do you FEEL pretty? yes. i douched too. Ooh! Pretty AND so fresh!! Dammit, when are they gonna get the smell-o-net up? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #218 November 17, 2005 QuoteI have an idea - let's stop with the poo, and talk about good smelling things. I'll go first: Clean, groomed people: When they walk past you, the air that whooshes by with them smells like clean sheets and good hair product, and maybe faint yummy perfume - it's a combo thing that's different with everyone, but when they get it right, you just want to stop them and say, "I'm sorry, but could you just walk by one more time?" I don't know,I think the poo may have hijacked your thread. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #219 November 17, 2005 QuoteAh, but do you FEEL pretty? I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright! And I pity Any boy who isn't me tonight. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #220 November 17, 2005 Atta boy!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #221 November 17, 2005 ***Today, I'm just pissy. QuoteNeed new batteries for the B.O.B.s?"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites scaryshari 0 #222 November 17, 2005 You said poo. Therefore, you flung poo. is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #223 November 17, 2005 QuoteYou said poo. Therefore, you flung poo. I think the poo may just have it.I would like to add,I am very disappointed in the RoamingDZ crowd for not running with the reference to Dublin.This could have been over days ago. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Slappie 9 #224 November 17, 2005 Hoo Flung Poo at Yoo? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PsychoBob 0 #225 November 17, 2005 ***I am very disappointed in the RoamingDZ crowd for not running with the reference to Dublin. QuoteDublin? Did someone say Dublin? Only 120 days until the debauchery begins!"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 Next Page 9 of 14 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
scaryshari 0 #222 November 17, 2005 You said poo. Therefore, you flung poo. is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #223 November 17, 2005 QuoteYou said poo. Therefore, you flung poo. I think the poo may just have it.I would like to add,I am very disappointed in the RoamingDZ crowd for not running with the reference to Dublin.This could have been over days ago. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #224 November 17, 2005 Hoo Flung Poo at Yoo? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #225 November 17, 2005 ***I am very disappointed in the RoamingDZ crowd for not running with the reference to Dublin. QuoteDublin? Did someone say Dublin? Only 120 days until the debauchery begins!"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 Next Page 9 of 14 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
