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Your poot TASTED like onions?

I love onions.



are you saying you want to taste my gas?:|

Im scared now.

yes raw onions. I dont like raw onion. I like my onions sautee'd with garlic butter.
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No, I was curious as to how you TASTED your own gas. Were you in a confined area, like an elevator, under a sheet, what?

I love my onions anyway i can get them. Have not tried pooted onions yet. bon appetite.

Onward:

Methane gas is lethal and is also linked to the Bermuda Triangle incidents. Earth farts.


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No, I was curious as to how you TASTED your own gas? Were you in a confined area, like an elevator, under a sheet, what?

it was a smallish room, probably 10'x10', it was just really rancid.

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I love my onions anyway can get them. Have tried pooted onions yet.

dont, its not worth the trouble.


Methane gas is lethal and is also linked to the Bermuda Triangle incidents. Earth farts.

so farting helps the bermuda triangle? :|:D:D:D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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You are having a famous monkey for dinner?

How does one get a famous monkey?

Monkeys are cute.



I'm more interested in how you prepare it. Sautee? Bake? Broil? Grill?
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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You are having a famous monkey for dinner?

How does one get a famous monkey?

Monkeys are cute.



I'm more interested in how you prepare it. Sautee? Bake? Broil? Grill?



i'll give you a full report tomorrow.

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In the news of the horrible, horrific, and "Thank God I was born elsewhere", this just in:

Ants Eat Patient's Eye

Prepare for a case of the shudders, shivers and heebie jeebies. :|



Okay I went there. This just made me sad:

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It's not uncommon for ants to attack diabetic patients. We have set up a committee to investigate the unfortunate incident,



Is it wrong that I thought of a similar quote?

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Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not widely reported.

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I think cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniancy in murder trials since it's less wasteful. Thoughts?



If waste of flesh were a consideration of the law with regard to murder, I'd say you have a point, but as it is, I'll refer you to the attachment directly above your post. :|

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Which one should I become?



Stephen, but only because of his work in The Usual Suspects.


Is anyone else feeling a post-lunch slump? I could soooo curl up for a li'l siesta right about now...

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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