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Once voted worst movie of all time.

By whom??

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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OMG!!! I have tears... It hurts... no, stop...SNORT!!

Extra points if you can get her to blow milk out of her nose.


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OMG!!! I have tears... It hurts... no, stop...SNORT!!

Extra points if you can get her to blow milk out of her nose.

Or her eye

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OMG!!! I have tears... It hurts... no, stop...SNORT!!

Extra points if you can get her to blow milk out of her nose.

Or her eye

Thats scary and a little twisted.


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OMG!!! I have tears... It hurts... no, stop...SNORT!!

Extra points if you can get her to blow milk out of her nose.

Or her eye

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pssst...
I've been told, she's very sensitive about her eye.


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OMG!!! I have tears... It hurts... no, stop...SNORT!!

Extra points if you can get her to blow milk out of her nose.

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yes.
I wanna make ham sammiches.

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"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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yes.
I wanna make ham sammiches.

I'm hungry can you make me one?

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yes.
I wanna make ham sammiches.

I'm hungry can you make me one?

nah, it'd be rancid by then.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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Its better in Atlanta than Houston.

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AHHHHHH

poke yourself for saying that

History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.
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OMG!!! I have tears... It hurts... no, stop...SNORT!!

Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.

Glad I could help the cause. I've had that photo for a few days and have been waiting for the right opportunity to use it. Looks like I picked a good one.

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OMG!!! I have tears... It hurts... no, stop...SNORT!!

Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.

Glad I could help the cause. I've had that photo for a few days and have been waiting for the right opportunity to use it. Looks like I picked a good one.

You sure did - that stupid picture caught me at just the right moment. I almost wee'd a teeny bit from laughing so hard!

So, how is everyone this fine morning? It's a beautiful day in Houston, especially since we're no longer THE smoggiest city in the nation anymore! Yay! Go LA!

I'm wearing silly socks that don't match my outfit.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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Good morning, Cornea.

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Whats the average velocity of a swallow?

Im hungry for tacos.

The color of the day is smooth.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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Good morning, Cornea.

Good morning, Pussy.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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Whats the average velocity of a swallow?African or European?

Im hungry for tacos.Tacos good.

The color of the day is smooth. Ok hippie, so shall it be.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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Whats the average velocity of a swallow?African or European?

European and female. i hear theyre more uninhibited than the american variety.

Im hungry for tacos.Tacos good.

thers a place down the road call Armondo's, they have fish tacos. No, really.

The color of the day is smooth. Ok hippie, so shall it be.

Im glad you agree.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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red meat makes me gassy.

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red meat makes me gassy.

Me too a little... but then farts are always fun, so I don't mind.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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red meat makes me gassy.

beans dont make me gassy. Cole slaw and deviled eggs do.

You said "red meat"

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"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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have you ever had beans that had not been properly soaked - proceeded to eat loads of them, then later finding yourself capable of launching the shuttle.

Deviled eggs and beer.....

baaad.

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have you ever had beans that had not been properly soaked - proceeded to eat loads of them, then later finding yourself capable of launching the shuttle.

Deviled eggs and beer.....

baaad.

No, cant say as I have. Beans are good. Theyre the musical fruit.

mmmm.. beer.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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I love beer, but I must stop drinking it.

Back to the beans and their um....results:

Have you ever been the victim of your own SBD and puked a little in your mouth?

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I love beer, but I must stop drinking it.

Back to the beans and their um....results:

Have you ever been the victim of your own SBD and puked a little in your mouth?

No. but I had one that tasted like onions once. Nasty stuff.

so dont drink beer. drink wine!

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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red meat makes me gassy.

beans dont make me gassy. Cole slaw and deviled eggs do.

You said "red meat"

You know, I don't even know what makes me gassy. I don't get gassy very much I guess.