ryoder 1,590 #51 November 14, 2005 I'm sorry, but could you repeat that? I was looking at your avatar and missed what you were saying. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #52 November 14, 2005 Quote I was looking at your avatar and missed what you were saying. I think it was something about LARGE MAGNIFICENT boobies. It HAD to be! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #53 November 14, 2005 Why can't you put the egg in someone's ass? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brits17 0 #54 November 14, 2005 Quote This is the time of year to live in Houston. It's freaking beautiful!! Can't beat jumping in shorts in November with a dead horse stick... or is it beating a dead horse with a stick? But watch out yo's, we gotta BRRR front comin through in a couple days, better get the jumpin in while its hot, no pun intended. I worked out today, had lots of caffeine, and now I'm tired. But its ok, because I only have a 3 page paper to write on a play I never saw. Its Monday and I have a case. _______________________ aerialkinetics.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #55 November 14, 2005 Quote Why can't you put the egg in someone's ass? Because said person was squeezing their butt cheecks together so nothing could go in? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #56 November 14, 2005 Nous sommes désolés mais cette page fut sans doute crammée, brûlée, décomposée, dissoute ou découpée en liquettes. www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #57 November 14, 2005 Quote Because said person was squeezing their butt cheecks together so nothing could go in? No the sales lady specifically said "DO NOT put the egg in anyones ass. You can't get it back out." So..........can't you just wait till you have to poop? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brits17 0 #58 November 14, 2005 My humps, my lovely lady humps. _______________________ aerialkinetics.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azureriders 0 #59 November 14, 2005 Quote Do Camels have fleas? I dont know from experience, but if not then the old saying "may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your testicles" would have very little meaning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #60 November 14, 2005 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote "There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breath taking really. You should try it." sudsy and I have taken the good doctor's words to heart... only I used mentholated shaving oil... makes it all cool and tingly and shit.... WEEEEEEEE!!! Try following up with some Baby Gold Bond. will you help? Sorry. Nutsacks, shorn or otherwise, are not in my contract. Aw hell, OK I'll do it. Bend over. *POOF*!! *cough cough* thanks, that was great. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #61 November 14, 2005 Quote My humps, my lovely lady humps. I LOVE that song! Whatcha gonna do with all that junk All that junk in your trunk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #62 November 14, 2005 Quote Aw hell, OK I'll do it. Bend over. Ahhhh...............the perfect date. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #63 November 14, 2005 Quote Quote Aw hell, OK I'll do it. Bend over. Ahhhh...............the perfect date. Hey, they're not MY balls! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #64 November 14, 2005 Quote Hey, they're not MY balls! If they were I would be in therapy for years after having a crush on you for so long. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #65 November 14, 2005 Would a Cross dressing evil clown be more scary than a regular evil clown? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #66 November 14, 2005 Quote Quote My humps, my lovely lady humps. I LOVE that song! Whatcha gonna do with all that junk All that junk in your trunk I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, get you love drunk off my hump. *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #67 November 14, 2005 Quote I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, get you love drunk off my hump. I think I am horny now. Not that I wasn't earlier it just seems to be more acute now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #68 November 14, 2005 So when the flies come in to eat at 9pm should we really have to scrap the floor with our Red Snapper eyes or should we make tutaledge from the extranious loops of globulas precursor gangy? www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #69 November 14, 2005 Quote Quote Its better in Atlanta than Houston. No doubt. So move here already! Who would want a coffee turtle. A tired alligator?what if it was a chocolate coffee turtle? My lazy ass needs to get to the gym. Swing it by the shower once in a while too, ya dirty hippy. I washed my dirty ass last week, geeze! oh, and ummm... BOOBIES!Indeed, sir. Indeed. The word of the day is boobies. Now lets look at the word of the day.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #70 November 14, 2005 Thanks for keeping an eye on me. Sure beats that puppet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #71 November 15, 2005 Quote Because this thread is random, it's virtually unhijackable. It's boring in here today, and if I'm gonna get through the next 1.5 hours, I've gotta do something about it. Sure it is! See attached."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #72 November 15, 2005 Now that is fucking funny as hell!! . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #73 November 15, 2005 Quote Quote Because this thread is random, it's virtually unhijackable. It's boring in here today, and if I'm gonna get through the next 1.5 hours, I've gotta do something about it. Sure it is! See attached. LOL, OMG, I'm having SEBAZZ flashbacks!!! Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #74 November 15, 2005 That IS hilarious Krisanne!!! Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #75 November 15, 2005 OMG!!! I have tears... It hurts... no, stop...SNORT!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
