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That was too funny


LMAO..BUT IT WAS CRYING!!!
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LOL! :D

Well, when I come to visit you this summer thats definitely one of the places we're going!


Jen


I'll give you the whole tour!! First we gotta get REAL drunk...and show up around 3 am. Thats the law!
Now, if we drink a WHOLE lot more than 2 teamsters, we can go to the White Castle up on 125th street. Its down the block from some unseen Methadone Clinic cause there are always at least 15 druggies in there. They won't bother us cause who needs to rob someone to get a .65 hamburger?
If we're not drunk enough to go on 125th..there's one down on 32nd & 5th ave. We can watch all the RICH druggies over there!
The fun part about White Castle is you never get hurt in there. Everyone is too blasted to mess with the next guy:S. I'm feeling hungry. ~~April


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i saw this movei while living utah where there are no white castles, then i moved back to ohio, there is one less than 5 miles from myhouse, i've eaten there twice since moving back, oh they are so good... i can so see how this movie wrks, there is nothing better to hit the spot tan white caslte, well,, maybe the waffel house across the street from them..... i know everybody at that WH........ i;m a regualr...lol.... to all the hite castle virgins, you all need to cme visit me in ohio and we need to go out to WC..... it rocks.... nothing like getting 10 litle burgers and eating them all!!!!!! you thing 10 is alot, naw, it's nothing, these burgers are like the size of a silver dollar...

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White Castle Burgers are NOT FOOD!!!!!!! I REPEAT "WHITE CASTLES burgers ARE Not FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Is White Castle food like Krystal's??
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Don't know what Krstal's si BUT WHITE CASTLES ARE NOT FOOD,WHAT SOLENT GREEN IS NOT FOIOD IT'S PEOPPPPLLEE Sorry got a little overboard!!!!!!!!11



I did a little quick search and came up with this: http://www.99w.com/evilsam/ff/krystal.htm

Apparently it does compare Krystal's to White Castle foods... you're right, the burgers are not food fit for consumption. Too little meat and too much bread... Bleh... :|

Krystal's are all over the southern U.S., by the way.
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Harold: [about to ride cheetah] This is either a really smart move or by far the stupidest thing that we have ever tried.

:D

Harold: Neil, you wouldn't happen to know how to get on the highway from here, would you?

Neil Patrick Harris: Dude, I don't even know where the fuck I am right now. I was at this party earlier tonight and some guy hooked me up with this incredible "X" - next thing I know I'm being thrown out of a moving car. I've been trippin' balls ever since.

Kumar: That's crazy, dude. We've been having a pretty crazy, night, too. We've just been driving around looking for White Castle but we keep getting sidetracked.

Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah, dude, you fascinate me. Forget White Castle, let's go get some pussy!

Harold: Huh?

Neil Patrick Harris: It's a fucking sausage fest in here, bros. Let's get some poontang, THEN we'll go to White Castle.

Kumar: No, Neil, you don't understand. We've been craving these burgers all night.

Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too. Furburgers. Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club. The Doogie line always works on strippers.
[sings]

Neil Patrick Harris: Lapdance...

Kumar: [pause] There's a gas station. I'm gonaa see if I can get some directions.

Neil Patrick Harris: You don't need dir- gah! Hurry up, dudes, hurry up! I'm losing wood.
[they park, pause]

Neil Patrick Harris: Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry...

Kumar: Look, chill.

Harold: We'll be right back, Neil.
[they exit the car]

Harold: Dude, what is the deal with Neil Patrick Harris? Why is he so horny?

:ph34r:


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