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Are they still taping the show Cops?
I only see really old reruns



I sure hope so. I never seem to tire of that show but I still wonder how they find all those goofballs that the cops have to deal with.

Walt


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They are definately out there! More than you could imagine!


Chuck

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Could they have possibly run out of rednecks?



No way--they keep makin' more!

Walt



The only way to get rid of the rednecks is to force all of them into hysterectomies and castrations... but this is not Nazi Germany so you'll just have to enjoy watching the damn fools make fun of themselves on Cops... :D:D:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Has anyone ever seen the episode of cops with the skydivers in it? Its been a while since I saw it but I think they were doing a demo jump and a couple of them ended up in the water.



Would this be the Flying Elvises disaster in Boston by the harbor? One team member died and a couple others were injured.
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Would this be the Flying Elvises disaster in Boston by the harbor? One team member died and a couple others were injured.



Well, that's not funny.
What is funny is 90% of the perps have a mullet and no shirt on

I love that show
Inveniam Viam aut Faciam
I'm back biatches!

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By far, the best one I ever saw was when the duo got called out to (where else?) a trailer park. This woman is wearin this huge tye-died shirt sitting on her picnic table bawling her eyes out while what I assume was her husband was standing in the doorway crying and shouting "I'm sorry, baby!"

As it turns out they got into a fight and he assaulted her with a "frozen meat patty." It was made extra funny because she was a vegetarian. She didn't care about the black eye, only the fact that she got bitch slapped with a carcass medallion.
"...I'm going to feed your fingers to the wolverines..."

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Would this be the Flying Elvises disaster in Boston by the harbor? One team member died and a couple others were injured.



Well, that's not funny.



I didn't say anything was funny about that incident. Just wondered what was shown on the cops show.
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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They could expand the parameters of the program by showing a more comprehensive array of things cops do, such as helping people at accident scenes, directing traffic, serving warrants for court no-shows, or harassing "free" Americans at roadblocks.

Perhaps a program could be dedicated to these canine nazis who prowl the interstates hassling out-of-state passers-by with phony charges of "failure to maintain lane" or window tint violations, which then escalate into "Mind if we have a look around...." To keep it real, they should not only show the times when they actually find something illegal, but the numerous times they don't turn up anything and let the people go. Of course, this would put a big dent in their facade of actually respecting the Bill of Rights, which up until a few years ago was understood by most police agencies and every American adult to prohibit "fishing expedition" searches.

Sorry if my attitude seems harsh, and no, I've never been in trouble and have no personal axe to grind. But in my years of doing radio news I've spent several years reading police reports and it seems that when a department gets a canine unit the first thing to go is any concern for your constitutional rights.

Hint: If a cop asks to search your car, the answer is always "No." If he has a valid reason to search, he won't be asking for your permission.

Cheers,
Jon S.

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