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I have lucked out and every year I've hosted Thanksgiving I've had exactly 6 people at the table (which is what mine seats). No kiddie table needed. Though we will have my friend's mother here tomorrow, so she might end up sending us to our rooms anyway.:P
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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ughhh I HAVE to sit at the kiddie table, and its always the coffee table... which means my tall fat ass has to try to wiggle under it while wearing a skirt and try to maintain my dignity.....:S

but I will throw a roll....after all mom will be drunk, her new boyfriend will be yelling because he cant stand his mom, my sister will be rolling her eyes at the prayer, my sons will show how they can burp the ABCs , so why shouldnt I start the food fight?

Ill let you know how it goes...
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i have a huge family. we used to always have a kiddie table. when my sister and i were young we led a revolt and successfully lobbied to ban the kiddie table. to this day there are usually around 20 people at my family's thanksgiving celebration and anyone can sit an any table.

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Hmmm...smashed taters make MUCH better food fight fodder! :) Gets stuck in the hair, clothes, furniture. Little kids cry 'cause you got their pretty clothes dirty.

Best part is if you have a dog. Let him come and lick up all the mess afterwards! ;) Little kids cry AGAIN because the dog is licking them!

Double whammy! Teach them to EVER send you to the "kiddie" table again! :P
Nina

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Hmmm and we mash the sweet potatoes with marsh fluff on top.... muahhhhhhhh hahahaaa

okay I havent been to bed, and im still not all the way packed for my trip to my moms that is in just a few hours.... kids are packed, wonder if I can just send them....

okay Im getting hungery with all this talk, durkey, sweet potatoes, calamari, and pumpkin pie yummy....
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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Okay so far my plan for the kiddie table is

1 Start food fight
2 flick corn (we dont eat peas in my family, peas are an example of all things evil)
3 Everytime I hear the "adult" table laugh I ask loudly what was said
4 start milk bubble contest
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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lima beans



I just threw up a little....lima beans arent a food, there little kidney shaped baby poop smelling fungus....

I can choke down a green bean, but only if I have to... if its green, its not for meeeee
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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you got yourself a good man there girly....



Yeah....I know. :$ And it has absolutely [B]NOTHING[/B] to do with the fact that he doesn't care for peas and refuses to eat limas at all! ;)

There are, of course, other things he can eat! >:( :$
Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
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whooooo , me and Clay get yelled at by ashtanga when we talk like that



Nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya...:P :P :P I got away with something YOU don't! :P :P :P

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.... bad nina...now go to mikes room



Oooohhhh...can I really? Mother may I please? WOW...this is going to be the BEST Thanksgiving EVER!!!! :$ :$ :$
Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

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Well, the last 4 I had...had them in bottles. Was GOING to have a Battle of the Scorpions and have Andrew paint little colored dots on their backs so we could tell them apart.

But then I did my good deed for the day...and gave them to kids for a project....so I lost the entertainment.

I guess I'll just have to go back to talking about sex and relationships! ;)
Nina

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What if we flick little green peas off of our knives....



I eat my peas with honey.
I've done it all my life.
It makes my peas taste funny,
But it keeps them on my knife.

:D
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