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PsychoBob

Happy Thanksgiving (a little early)

By PsychoBob, in The Bonfire

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PsychoBob    0

PsychoBob
I'm headed out of town in the morning and won't have internet access so I making the following wishes for everyone:

If your driving;
that the traffic flow is smooth,
the assholes stay out of the left lane, the weather is cooperative and the cop stops the guy ahead of you for speeding.

If your flying;
that the delays are few, the assholes are even fewer, you are seated in row 1 and the woman with the screaming baby is seated outside on the tail, the person in the seat next to you is a gorgeous woman/man (whatever your preference) that wants to learn to skydive but refuses to jump with anyone unless they have sex with them and you make every connection without having to run a marathon through the terminal.

If your hosting Thanksgiving dinner at your home;
the under-cooked turkey doesn't cause you future litigation, no one pukes in your fishtank, your guests appreciate all of the hard work and time you went to so they could cram dressing and cranberry sauce down their throats and they decide to take you out on the town for dinner and drinks Friday night to show their gratitude.

If you are Skydiving or BASE jumping;
blues skies, soft walls and ice cold brews when the beer light comes on.

And if I didn't include what you are doing , well....just have a great fuckin time doin' it!:ph34r:B|
"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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RastaRicanAir    0

RastaRicanAir
...If you've somehow been recruited into cooking the turkey for 7-12 of your NEW In-Laws:
That your turkey cooks through but stays moist and tender, that the recipe for Puerto Rican style Turkey and Stuffing you've decided to force upon them does not disagree too violently with their refined Georgian constitutions, and that your certain beer consumption does not lead you to drop any F-bombs in front of them.
OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

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lisamariewillbe    1

lisamariewillbe
sigh , yes happy thanksgiving ya'll, Ill be heading to my *cough* mothers house, apperently Im my baby sisters Christmas present, since we havent seen each other since *cough my mother ruined last christmas ....

May my mom pick us up from the airport sober, may minnosota not be to flippen cold to start walking home when the need araises, and may sunday come sooner then normal...
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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blueskyserenity    0

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...If you've somehow been recruited into cooking the turkey for 7-12 of your NEW In-Laws:
That your turkey cooks through but stays moist and tender, that the recipe for Puerto Rican style Turkey and Stuffing you've decided to force upon them does not disagree too violently with their refined Georgian constitutions, and that your certain beer consumption does not lead you to drop any F-bombs in front of them.



You're the only one with spare time on your hand to cook the turkey baby. Thanks!:)
You'll get special Thanksgiving treats for your heartfelt generosity. ;)
I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun!

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SkydiveStMarys    0

SkydiveStMarys
Yeah I hear ya! I am not a cold weather person at all. Since living down here my blood is as thin as water. During the winter my hands STAY ice cold, my SO hates it. Cold weather literally goes right thru me!!! Absolute worse?? Cold ears!!!!!!!!!Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bobbi
A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

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skygirlpc    0

skygirlpc
I'm so thankful for my whole dz family! I hope that you all have a very happy Thanksgiving! I also hope that you are able to spend it around those that you love!

I love Thanksgiving! I love that time with family and the food and getting caught up on what is going on in everyone's life oh yeah and the sales the day after! Woo hoo! HAPPY THANKSGIVING everyone!

Danielle


"Life is either a great adventure or nothing." - Helen Keller

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yardhippie    0

yardhippie
BAH!

I just wish I could start drinking now to dull the thoughts of having to spend a 4 day weekend driving and with people I moved AWAY from! :D:D:S

no, really they're all good people, but damn if I aint lookin forward to a 1200+ mile trip. :|

mmmm... beer.:o
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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