Top Ten Signs You've Eaten Too Much At Thanksgiving

[boinky 0]

10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you.

9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall.

8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis.

7. Right this minute you're laughing up pie on the carpet.

6. You decide to take a little nap and wake up in mid-July.

5. World's fattest man sends you a telegram, warning you to "back off!"

4. CBS tells you to lose weight or else.

3. Getting off your couch requires help from the fire department.

2. Every escalator you step on immediately grinds to a halt.

1. You're sweatin' gravy.

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[Salsa_John 0]

lol!

"You did what?!?!"

MUFF #3722, TDSM #72, Orfun #26, Nachos Rodriguez

[AggieDave 6]

Funny, this list applies to literally 2/3rds of the people I see at Wal-Mart!

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[masterrig 1]

The definition of BUFFET: Big Ugly Fat Fuckers Eating Together.


Chuck

[sickandtwisted 0]

10. You show up at the local dropzone & ask for gear rental since you are afraid of the wing loading on your personal gear.
9. The personel at the dropzone offer tandem gear even though your jumping solo.
8. You decide to use the restroom at the local Wal-Mart while they are draining your septic tank.
7. The tires on your car scrub on the drivers side.
6. You decide to use the SUV even though the tires still scrub.
5. Your hips touch both side of the double wide doors as you enter Wal-Mart.
4. The Greeter tells you that there is a weight limit on the "fat carts".
3. The workers at the deli run into the back room as you enter the Wal-Mart.
2. The manager advises you to stay away from the sporting goods section out of fear that you would be hunted.
1. You ask the person in the "large section" if they have an article of clothing in your size and they walk away laughing hysterically.

Skymama stalker #69!!!!

[goose491 0]

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Funny, this list applies to literally 2/3rds of the people I see at Wal-Mart!

ROFLMAO!!!

My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!