A Sweet Story

[Usetawuz 1]

A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town
and party with his skydiving buddies. So, he said to his new wife,
"Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to
the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands
from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... you know...
they have frozen glasses... "

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife
interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?"
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was
getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at
the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I
won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven
and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings,
pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know ...there's swearing,
dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?... " LISTEN ASSHOLE! SIT
DOWN, SHUT THE F**K UP, DRINK YOUR GODDAMN BEER IN YOUR
F**KING FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR F**KING HORS D'OEUVRES
BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A F**KING BAR!
THAT SHIT IS OVER... GOT IT, ASSHOLE?"

.....and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?

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The older I get, the better I was!

[matthewcline 0]

Did my wife tell you that?

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