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A really good dump won't leave you with any continuing responsibilities or medical issues...



Just a content smile on your face and a spring in your step.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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A really good dump won't leave you with any continuing responsibilities or medical issues...



Just a content smile on your face and a spring in your step.



I can honestly say... a good dump has never put a "spring in my step"! :|

if a dump is that good, youre probably not alone in there! :D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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A really good dump won't leave you with any continuing responsibilities or medical issues...



Just a content smile on your face and a spring in your step.



I can honestly say... a good dump has never put a "spring in my step"! :|

if a dump is that good, youre probably not alone in there! :D



I mean that feeling like you've suddenly lost a few pounds... :D:D Don't even try to tell me you don't know what I'm talking about! :D

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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A really good dump won't leave you with any continuing responsibilities or medical issues...



Just a content smile on your face and a spring in your step.



I can honestly say... a good dump has never put a "spring in my step"! :|

if a dump is that good, youre probably not alone in there! :D



I mean that feeling like you've suddenly lost a few pounds... :D:D Don't even try to tell me you don't know what I'm talking about! :D



while I will agree that ive felt like a weight has been lifted. Im still missing the "spring in your step" result.:S
If Im walkin in to a bathroom, and theyre someone with a smile and a "spring in their step", I think Ill just go somewhere else! :o:D:D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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A really good dump won't leave you with any continuing responsibilities or medical issues...



Just a content smile on your face and a spring in your step.



I can honestly say... a good dump has never put a "spring in my step"! :|

if a dump is that good, youre probably not alone in there! :D



I mean that feeling like you've suddenly lost a few pounds... :D:D Don't even try to tell me you don't know what I'm talking about! :D



while I will agree that ive felt like a weight has been lifted. Im still missing the "spring in your step" result.:S
If Im walkin in to a bathroom, and theyre someone with a smile and a "spring in their step", I think Ill just go somewhere else! :o:D:D


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Start out with a good workout at the gym. That gets you that good "post workout" endorphine rush.

Then, start drinking AS SOON as you get home. No water, just your alcohol of choice. You'll be so dehydrated from the workout that the drinks will hit you hard. Don't move on to the next step until you're nice and smashed.

Then, get a good meal. I recommend something grilled, or something fried. Whatever it is, make it super tasty and really bad for you. Hey, you worked out today, right?

Then, just wait for nature to take it's course. The end result will be the finest, most fulfilling, truly enjoyable shit you have ever taken.

THEN, get shagged. By this point, you'll be so tired, drunk, full, and relieved that you won't give a damn how good or bad it is!

Elvisio "ladies wanting to please your man, take notes" Rodriguez

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