AggieDave 6 #26 November 29, 2005 Quotemidgets cant reach the 14th floor button so he can only ride the elevator all the way up if someone else is going? Yup! Oh, someone else post a riddle now.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jojo69 0 #27 November 29, 2005 he can only reach the 7th button due to being vertically challenged Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #28 November 29, 2005 QuoteYou are going the speed of light in a vehicle. You turn your head lights on . Do they work ? The problem is that light bends. Therefore, at that speed, it would keep traveling and bending until it came around behind you. Then, if you flash your headlights, should you pull over and let yourself by ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #29 November 29, 2005 He lives in the 14-floor building and works in the 7-floor building *Beeep* wrong answer ----------------------------- What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed zebra.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hooknswoop 19 #30 November 29, 2005 You want to get from point "A" to point "B". You come to a a fork in the road and do not know the correct direction to go. There are 2 people there. One always lies, the other always tells the truth. You do not know which is which. You can ask one of them one question. What do ask to find out which way to go? Derek Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #31 November 29, 2005 QuoteQuotemidgets cant reach the 14th floor button so he can only ride the elevator all the way up if someone else is going? Yup! Oh, someone else post a riddle now. To a midget, all elevators smell the same. How do vampires learn to suck the last drop of blood out of the living ? Law school. ( sorry, I love lawyer jokes) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
faulknerwn 38 #32 November 29, 2005 Ask "What direction would the other one tell me to go" and then proceed to do the opposite. W Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #33 November 29, 2005 A DZO starts out with 2 million dollars. At the end of the 1st year, she has only one million. What happened ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhanold 0 #34 November 29, 2005 I thought it was 53 bicycles because he is cheating and 14th floor only when it rains - because he carries an umbrella? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hooknswoop 19 #35 November 29, 2005 Got it Derek Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #36 November 29, 2005 QuoteHe lives in the 14-floor building and works in the 7-floor building *Beeep* wrong answer ----------------------------- What's black and white and red all over? The skunk from the other thread in the middle of the road. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hooknswoop 19 #37 November 29, 2005 This thing all things devour: Birds, beasts, trees, flowers; Gnaws iron, bites steel; Grinds hard stones to meal; Slays king, ruins town, And beats high mountain down. What is it? Derek Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #38 November 29, 2005 waterLife is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #39 November 29, 2005 water / rain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hooknswoop 19 #41 November 29, 2005 Nope. Derek Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #43 November 29, 2005 QuoteNope. Derek Women ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hooknswoop 19 #44 November 29, 2005 QuoteWomen ?SlyShockedWink Derek Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #45 November 29, 2005 This is my fav kids joke for one reason. They start out saying, "That is sooooo corny", but then proceed to tell all their friends. "What's brown and sticky and lays on the ground ?" (no personal mentions of past relationships) answer: a stick. (tell it to your kids and wait for the "Geeeez") Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #46 November 29, 2005 a freshly laid brown egg.....trust meLife is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #47 November 29, 2005 Do this in your head... Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. And another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #48 November 29, 2005 HA! At first I said what folks will typically say, then I went "oh, missing a zero..."--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #49 November 29, 2005 Lisamariewillbe will appreciate this one.... A leathery snake, With a stinging bite, I'll stay coiled up, Unless I must fight. What am I ?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #50 November 29, 2005 a whip! >Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
