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Post a riddle, IF you post an answer. If you don't post a correct answer then you can't post a riddle. Fair?

Riddle 1:

A man is found dead in a field with an unopened package next to him. There is no one else around him. He knew he was going to die when he entered the field. How/why did he die?
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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You've heard it before!


Ok, number 2:

A man was found dead hanging in the middle of a barn from a roop (he hung himself). There were no ladders near him and it is impossible to get there from the walls or rafters.
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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You've heard it before!


Ok, number 2:

A man was found dead hanging in the middle of a barn from a roop (he hung himself). There were no ladders near him and it is impossible to get there from the walls or rafters.



He was a roofer who fell through ?


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A man in a bar suddenly goes up to the bartender and says, "I have a problem. Can you help me?" The bartender pulls a gun and discharges it right over his head. The man said, "Thank you" and walked away. His problem was solved.

What was his problem?


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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No. 2...the horse he was on left the barn



Nope, it was a giant piece of ice or dry ice (depends on which version you've heard).;)


A man lives on the 14th floor of a building. In the morning he rides all the way down to the 1st floor, in the afternoon he only rides up to the 7th and walks the rest of the way. He hates walking up stairs, though. Sometimes he rides up to the 14th floor in the elevator though. (edit)
Why does he only ride to the 7th sometimes and the 14th others, when he hates walking and especially up stair?
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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A man lives on the 14th floor of a building. In the morning he rides all the way down to the 1st floor, in the afternoon he only rides up to the 7th and walks the rest of the way. He hates walking up stairs, though. Sometimes he rides up to the 14th floor in the elevator though.



Where's the riddle?

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A man lives on the 14th floor of a building. In the morning he rides all the way down to the 1st floor, in the afternoon he only rides up to the 7th and walks the rest of the way. He hates walking up stairs, though. Sometimes he rides up to the 14th floor in the elevator though. (edit)
Why does he only ride to the 7th sometimes and the 14th others, when he hates walking and especially up stair?



He works on the 7th floor?

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