AggieDave 6 #1 November 29, 2005 Post a riddle, IF you post an answer. If you don't post a correct answer then you can't post a riddle. Fair? Riddle 1: A man is found dead in a field with an unopened package next to him. There is no one else around him. He knew he was going to die when he entered the field. How/why did he die?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #2 November 29, 2005 The man had jumped from a plane but his parachute had failed to open. It is the unopened packageLife is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 November 29, 2005 he bounced. Package was a parachute. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 November 29, 2005 You've heard it before! Ok, number 2: A man was found dead hanging in the middle of a barn from a roop (he hung himself). There were no ladders near him and it is impossible to get there from the walls or rafters.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #5 November 29, 2005 QuoteYou've heard it before! Ok, number 2: A man was found dead hanging in the middle of a barn from a roop (he hung himself). There were no ladders near him and it is impossible to get there from the walls or rafters. He was a roofer who fell through ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #6 November 29, 2005 Is this the old "standing on a block of ice and waiting while it melted" ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #7 November 29, 2005 Block of (dry) ice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katecooper 0 #8 November 29, 2005 I'll go for he stood on hay bales and the cows and horses ate them away from underneath him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #9 November 29, 2005 uhhhh whats a roop?Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #10 November 29, 2005 A man in a bar suddenly goes up to the bartender and says, "I have a problem. Can you help me?" The bartender pulls a gun and discharges it right over his head. The man said, "Thank you" and walked away. His problem was solved. What was his problem? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #11 November 29, 2005 He had the hicops, the bar tender scared them out of him!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #12 November 29, 2005 No. 2...the horse he was on left the barnMy reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #13 November 29, 2005 Or here's another one. 52 Bicycles are scattered on the floor. A table is overturned and there are 4 dead men. What happened? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 November 29, 2005 poker game Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #15 November 29, 2005 Quote No. 2...the horse he was on left the barn Nope, it was a giant piece of ice or dry ice (depends on which version you've heard). A man lives on the 14th floor of a building. In the morning he rides all the way down to the 1st floor, in the afternoon he only rides up to the 7th and walks the rest of the way. He hates walking up stairs, though. Sometimes he rides up to the 14th floor in the elevator though. (edit) Why does he only ride to the 7th sometimes and the 14th others, when he hates walking and especially up stair?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #16 November 29, 2005 They were cheating at cards....My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #17 November 29, 2005 You are going the speed of light in a vehicle. You turn your head lights on . Do they work ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #18 November 29, 2005 Yes...My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #19 November 29, 2005 QuoteA man lives on the 14th floor of a building. In the morning he rides all the way down to the 1st floor, in the afternoon he only rides up to the 7th and walks the rest of the way. He hates walking up stairs, though. Sometimes he rides up to the 14th floor in the elevator though. Where's the riddle? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #20 November 29, 2005 Sorry. Why does he only ride to the 7th sometimes and the 14th others, when he hates walking and especially up stair?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #21 November 29, 2005 Of course they work. Whether they illuminate anything is a completely different matter . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #22 November 29, 2005 Delivering mail on floors 7-14?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #23 November 29, 2005 Quote Delivering mail on floors 7-14? Nope. Not that.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #24 November 29, 2005 midgets cant reach the 14th floor button so he can only ride the elevator all the way up if someone else is going?Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hooknswoop 19 #25 November 29, 2005 QuoteA man lives on the 14th floor of a building. In the morning he rides all the way down to the 1st floor, in the afternoon he only rides up to the 7th and walks the rest of the way. He hates walking up stairs, though. Sometimes he rides up to the 14th floor in the elevator though. (edit) Why does he only ride to the 7th sometimes and the 14th others, when he hates walking and especially up stair? He works on the 7th floor? Derek Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites