The top 10 reasons Dropzone Regulars are like family

[alw 0]

10. There is never a shortage of advice, but it almost always is well intended.

9. Everyone wants to use the car.

8. It's usually the same person that (insert activity here like; sweeps the floor, leaves empty cans on the table, etc.)

7. You occasionally see eachother in your underwear

6. It's O.K. to gossip about eachother, but no one else is allowed to.

5. Everyone knows eachothers quirks - and accepts them.

4. There's a mommy, a daddy, and a bunch of wayward offspring all vying for attention.

3. "They" may not be noticed when "they" are there, but "they" are sorely missed when "they" are away.

2. You share your ups and downs with eachother

and the number one reason Dropzone Regulars are like family . . .

1. One one gets hurt, everyone feels the pain.

Oh yea, I forgot: Any food is fair game.

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[MarkM 0]

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4. There's a mommy, a daddy, and a bunch of wayward offspring all vying for attention.

Hahahaha.

[GrendelKhan 0]

Theres aso the people like me that are like distant cousins that only show up every now and again to get drunk on your good liquor and ask for money. By the way (hic) ....does anyone have, like, a few hundred bucks I can borrow...(hic)

Grendel Khan-The Official DZ.Com Newbie Forum Nuisance
"They sicken of the calm, that know the storm."

[SkymonkeyONE 4]

I am pretty sure I personally know (actually met) just about every single dropozone.com "regular" that actually gets out and skydives; at least those in the USA. I don't pay much attention to those "regulars" that don't make the effort to make it to boogies. I particularly don't pay much attention to those who post whore, but don't jump.

There are people who come across as complete assholes on this site who, in real life, are great to be around. Right Derek? Right Ron? Right Jason?

Conversely, there are some people who seem OK on the site who are POSITIVELY CREEPY in real life. I won't mention any names......yet.

Chuck

[skydiverbry 0]

I wuold love to jump, but my back and the screws in me femur say "not yet' Will ya still talk to my post-whoring self?

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Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!!

D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver)

[Rookie120 0]

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Conversely, there are some people who seem OK on the site who are POSITIVELY CREEPY in real life. I won't mention any names......yet

Hope I'm no ton that list Chuck. Hope to see you and Katie again at Skyfest.

If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

[soulshine 0]

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Conversely, there are some people who seem OK on the site who are POSITIVELY CREEPY in real life. I won't mention any names......yet.

Hmmm.... You aren't talking about ME are you? Would you like more sour cream with that?!

Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

[popsjumper 2]

At our DZ...

Everybody wants a different kind of beer.

The little boys will drink anything and everything.

The big boys never bring beer.

The last bottle of Everclear lasted <10 minutes.

Step kids try to borrow money.

Step kids never repay loans.

Visitors never leave.

Uncle Bruce always has something to show you.

We're on first-name basis with the local cops.

Even the local ghetto boys/girls don't come down here.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[flyangel2 2]

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There are people who come across as complete assholes on this site who, in real life, are great to be around. Right Derek?

But Derek is an asshole in real life. You just got to know how to handle him


Love ya Pookie Bear

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

[GogglesnTeeth 6]

I miss my DZ "Family" in Seattle.
The big brothers with good advice,
The whiney brothers that always need $$ or food
The big sisters, the cute little sisters that you would protect with your life if they were wronged
The "Mom" and "Dad" of the zoo
The troublemakers
The quiet observers to the chaos,
and the ones that like to stir up the chaos and watch the fun (as I have been accused of being.)

I hope to see them next summer!!!!

Goggles and Teeth

"You fall like a greased safe!!!"

[Hooknswoop 19]

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Right Derek?

Derek

[monkycndo 0]

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Conversely, there are some people who seem OK on the site who are POSITIVELY CREEPY in real life. I won't mention any names......yet.

Chuck

We haven't even met and it sounds like you know me. Have you been talking to Kip?

50 donations so far. Give it a try.

You know you want to spank it
Jump an Infinity

[DaGimp 0]

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There are people who come across as complete assholes on this site who, in real life, are great to be around.

and then if you talk to chuck, there are those who he mets and thinks are assholes, then fter a few years of parting he turns out to like them

"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

[riggerrob 643]

Conversely, there are some people who seem OK on the site who are POSITIVELY CREEPY in real life. I won't mention any names......yet.

Chuck

[gemini 0]

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there are some people who seem OK on the site who are POSITIVELY CREEPY in real life. I won't mention any names......yet.

There are a lot of Skyfester's looking really worried right now!

Blue skies,

Jim

[Slappie 9]

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there are some people who seem OK on the site who are POSITIVELY CREEPY in real life. I won't mention any names......yet.

There are a lot of Skyfester's looking really worried right now!

I went to skyfest, no I don't actively jump and I tried tracking Katie and Chuck down. They were sleeping at 3 in the afternoon.

So I guess I'm one of the "regulars" who postwhore and not actively jump so I'm ignored by the monkey1..

Oh well.

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[DaGimp 0]

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so I'm ignored by the monkey1..

well i know im not....cause i had a voicemail from him this past weekend of him singing to me.....he must have been drunk

"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

[Deuce 1]

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POSITIVELY CREEPY

Dude, your vocabulary has become a demilitarized zone.

Derek is an incomplete asshole. He is only complete in the company of free beer and skymonkeys.

[flyangel2 2]

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POSITIVELY CREEPY

Dude, your vocabulary has become a demilitarized zone.

Derek is an incomplete asshole. He is only complete in the company of free beer and skymonkeys.

I got some items you can add to that list:

Tunnel time

Good wine

And let's not forget about Kelli. Derek is not an ass when she's around.

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

[skycat 0]

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But Derek is an asshole in real life. You just got to know how to handle him


Love ya Pookie Bear

Yeah with a cattle prod.

Fly it like you stole it!

[flyangel2 2]

It seems I might be having to take a business trip with him this week. Since I can't board an aircraft with a cattle prod, you think this will work?

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

[skycat 0]

Why yes I beleive it will....

Derek told me he may be going on a business trip this week when we were at lunch today. I'm thinking I'm going to jack up Sherpa with sugar and coffee the day he gets back.

Fly it like you stole it!

[flyangel2 2]

Now don't get too mad that Derek has to go check out other tunnels We're just doing our job

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

[Deuce 1]

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POSITIVELY CREEPY

Dude, your vocabulary has become a demilitarized zone.

Derek is an incomplete asshole. He is only complete in the company of free beer and skymonkeys.

I got some items you can add to that list:

Tunnel time

Good wine

And let's not forget about Kelli. Derek is not an ass when she's around.

Speaking of which, I got POSITIVELY HAMMERED at Mad John's house Saturday with Amy and BillVon. Mad John is now a Vitner of some repute and he ferments this grape beverage that is mighty tasty but really reduces one's intellect and motor control.

"JP you're staying over, right?"

"Yesh"



I was at the dropzone way before them on Sunday, though, because they are worthless and weak.

[flyangel2 2]

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they are worthless and weak.

Are you saying that Bill and Amy are worthless and weak? Gee.........burn those bridges buddy

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey