wingnut 0 #1 November 30, 2005 so there i was reading the news paper and dear abby was there... and she had a reader write in about how her boyfriend "beat her about every day"...."but only when having sex..." .... so dear ay had to explain to this woman about the whole S&M thing.. it was very funy, never though dear abby would be writing somethinglike that..... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #2 November 30, 2005 we need a dear abby thread..... mine would go like this Dear Abby..... the wine is gone, finished etc , what do I do ?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #3 November 30, 2005 QuoteDear Abby..... the wine is gone, finished etc , what do I do well, "out of wine in GA", what you need to do is bust out the stash of wine in the basement wine cellar and continue drinking, what, you say you don't have a stash of wine, well then dear reader, it's time you learned your ways and always be prepaired, like a boy scout.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #4 November 30, 2005 Okay, I had to look this up ... QuoteDEAR ABBY: My boyfriend beats me almost every day. I don't know what to do because he only does it when we're having sex. So far, he has given me a black eye and a bloody nose. Abby, I love this man, but I don't know what to do. Can you help me? -- CONFUSED IN CAMBRIDGE CITY, IND. DEAR CONFUSED: I'll try. There are people who are unable to achieve sexual satisfaction unless they hurt their partners. These people are called sadists. There are also people who enjoy being punished in this way. They are called masochists. Unless you are a masochist, and it does not appear that you are, this man is not for you. His behavior could escalate to the point that you could be seriously injured. My advice is to end the relationship now. If you allow this pattern to continue, you'll need a plastic surgeon to repair the damage. Huh. So S&M is the same as domestic abuse? Learn something new every day."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #5 November 30, 2005 QuoteSo S&M is the same as domestic abuse? Learn something new every day didn't mean it like that.............. ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #6 November 30, 2005 deer abby, seeing how I live in GA we dont tend to have basements, what the fuck else do ya got ?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #7 November 30, 2005 QuoteQuoteSo S&M is the same as domestic abuse? Learn something new every day didn't mean it like that.............. Oh, no, I wasn't saying you meant it like that. But her reply is so oversimplified that people will come away with that impression. Essentially what she's saying is that a guy who engages in non-consensual beating of his wife during sex is the same as someone who engages in safe, consensual S&M play. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #8 November 30, 2005 >DEAR ABBY: . . . (blah blah blah) Terrible description of BDSM, but in her defense, she's probably about as familiar with it as she is with skydiving. "See, there are people who are unable to function normally unless they regularly come within a hairs-breadth of dying; they are called skydivers. Unless you want to die too, such people are not for you. Their behavior is likely to kill both them and you. My advice is to end the relationship now; if you allow it to continue you will end up very flat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #9 November 30, 2005 Dear Abby, My name is Lisamarie, I have been on the forems for a small amount of time now, and have maybe 3 times seen billvon be outright completley flippen funny... I dont know how to react... do I do I Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #10 November 30, 2005 Quote>DEAR ABBY: . . . (blah blah blah) Terrible description of BDSM, but in her defense, she's probably about as familiar with it as she is with skydiving. "See, there are people who are unable to function normally unless they regularly come within a hairs-breadth of dying; they are called skydivers. Unless you want to die too, such people are not for you. Their behavior is likely to kill both them and you. My advice is to end the relationship now; if you allow it to continue you will end up very flat." I just wish she were more like Dan Savage ... he always calls in the fun experts when he doesn't know what he's talking about. But now you've got me thinking of a letter to send to the bitch ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #11 November 30, 2005 DEAR BILLVON: May I borrow your zipper hood? The red one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #12 November 30, 2005 QuoteDear Abby, My name is Lisamarie, I have been on the forems for a small amount of time now, and have maybe 3 times seen billvon be outright completley flippen funny... I dont know how to react... do I do I You just need to pay more attention to Bill's posts if you've seen him outright completely flippen funny only three times.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #13 November 30, 2005 its was kinda a joke Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
