ACMESkydiver 0 #1 November 30, 2005 How many adults still use this phrase when referring to themselves and not a child? This drives me insane. STOP IT!!!! Ok rant over. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 November 30, 2005 Yes ma'am! I would only use that if I were being silly. Depending on the politeness of the company I'm in, I will say "I need to visit the restroom" (who the hell actually "rests" in there, though?), or "I gotta hit the loo" or "Holy shit I need to pee like a racehorse.""There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #3 November 30, 2005 I say I have to go to the Ladies'. If in the presence of military folks, I say I gotta hit the head. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #4 November 30, 2005 QuoteHow many adults still use this phrase when referring to themselves and not a child? This drives me insane. STOP IT!!!! Ok rant over. Yeah, that really bugs me too. Hang on, I have to go potty...I'll finish this post in a few minutes. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #5 November 30, 2005 QuoteHow many adults still use this phrase when referring to themselves and not a child? This drives me insane. STOP IT!!!! Ok rant over. ____________________________________ Or hearing an adult say; "'scuse me, I have to tinkle!" Oooo.K.! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #6 November 30, 2005 Me, too. Ladies room. But, for my doggie, "It's time to go potty, let's go potty big boy. Are you my big boy going to go potty? Ohhhh, good boy. Good go potty!"Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #7 November 30, 2005 QuoteMe, too. Ladies room. But, for my doggie, "It's time to go potty, let's go potty big boy. Are you my big boy going to go potty? Ohhhh, good boy. Good go potty!" HAhahaha! I do that too. Go potty! Go potty Daisy!! And then, she does. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artistcalledian 0 #8 November 30, 2005 QuoteHow many adults still use this phrase when referring to themselves and not a child? This drives me insane. STOP IT!!!! Ok rant over. http://images.funfreepages.com/images/iq.jpg________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #9 November 30, 2005 Hell, I almost always say "I gotta take a piss" or "I gotta take a shit", but not in front of family... "#2" is an oft-used phrase... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #10 November 30, 2005 Noone did it better than Steve Martin in: 'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels'. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artistcalledian 0 #11 November 30, 2005 ahh ys, wasn't Steve Martin that guy who used to be funny?________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #12 November 30, 2005 Quoteahh ys, wasn't Steve Martin that guy who used to be funny? ______________________________________ Yeah. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superman32 0 #13 November 30, 2005 "I have to drain the lizard" Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #14 November 30, 2005 Quote"I have to drain the lizard" There was a recent thread that listed just about all the different ways to describe masturbating. How about one for all the different ways to describe peeing? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chizazz 0 #15 November 30, 2005 We had a kid at our high school say that he had to go potty. That was about 6 years ago. His nickname is still "Potty" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skykat108 0 #16 November 30, 2005 "I have to use the facilities" Dont know why I started saying that... but I did, and it's stuck for a while now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #17 November 30, 2005 What about Potty Mouth Gia ? Where does she go ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #18 November 30, 2005 Quote"I have to drain the lizard" ________________________________________ Gotta see a man about a horse.Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #19 December 1, 2005 QuoteQuote"I have to drain the lizard" There was a recent thread that listed just about all the different ways to describe masturbating. How about one for all the different ways to describe peeing? I guess I can't spell 'pottie' properly, either! It just didn't look right when I typed it 'potty', so I changed it before I posted this thread...hmmmm. I guess there are worse things that I could have done, misspelling 'potty' and all...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #20 December 1, 2005 Why not say: "I'll be right back" ? and if youre asked where youre going say: "its personal" OR "Im goin to take a crap!" depending upon youre company!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #21 December 1, 2005 Different ways? Okay, I'll start the list: For defecating: Take a dump Pinch a loaf Lay some drain cable Chop a log Blow mud Bake a potato Cook a carrot Make a butt burrito Crap Doo-doo Poopie Release the payload Sink the Bismark Plant some corn Take a load off Sound the growler Loosen a steamer Launch a torpedo Give birth to a Marine Float a trout Drill for mud bunnies Of course, there's a special variety of excrement known as diarrhea, for which other terms apply: Flow the Creeping Crud Cook up some Soupie Poopie See the Hershey squirts Puddle some Butt mud Montezuma's revenge Cooking the anal gravy The runs Drip some doo doo For urinating: Pee Piss Take a Leak Drain the lizard Paint the porcelain Whizz TCB Turn on the sprinkler My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ReBirth 0 #22 December 1, 2005 QuoteDifferent ways? Okay, I'll start the list: For defecating: Leave it to a lawyer to overlook the obvious shit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #23 December 1, 2005 drop the kids off at the pool. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #24 December 1, 2005 "Hi, I want to cancel my HBO..." "Sir, may I ask why?" "It's kind of a personal matter." "I'm not going to share it with anyone. It's just for our customer care records." "Hmmm...well I can't sit through a whole movie without needing to pee and I miss some of the movie. I'm going to go back to renting movies because I can stop them." "...oh. Well, I don't have a solution for that." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
udder 0 #25 December 1, 2005 got to lay a cable edited cause I referred to your comment and inserted Crosby before 'kids off at the pool....'"In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites