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Now Kramer, there is no such thing as big pussy, just little dicks!




I beg to differ.

Although I was able to keep the litter bearing women happy while I was with them. :ph34r:;):P



Are you sure you do not echo?

I wish I had my uncle's cheech & chong records. That shit was funny.

Technical Woman's Alert Team! (T.W.A.T.)

If anyone has ever heard it you know how funny it is.




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because litter bearers learn about the importence of kegels...



Not all but I will have to agree with you that many do.


That is definitely a good thing! ;)



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Nice way to excerpt that there Bill. I like it. :ph34r:



Why water training at The Farm?

It matters not and anyway it is warmer here.

There are more outs but if you miss the DZ when I put you out then there shoudl be a canopy course in your future.




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I cant swim, the farm is well aware of me and my flying, they know how bad I suck... just feel safe there...

Ill venture out more one day, and cant wait for a canopy course but I go from a .62 wingloading to a .75 , different canopys everytime for the most part so when I get my own gear a canopy course will be more effective, I havent missed the 50 acres yet..... :ph34r:
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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I cant swim



O.K. it is not military drownproofing.

Can you stand?

If so then you have nothing to worry about. We do the water training in our pond which is 3 at most 4' deep.


I am very serious about safety!




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"Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

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How is water training so bad?


Most are done in a pool in the shallow end.


Have you ever witnessed it?


Nothing in life is scary as long as you learn to relax under pressure.



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19 years is one hell of a good life for a dog. Then again, if the dog has been with you for 19 years i am sure he is begging to be taken to the vet. If the dog could pull a trigger im sure he would of done it 18 years ago:D:D:D
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I thought it was funny.


I feel for you on the pet.


You should still come out and jump to help divert the sadness.



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Your boyfriend is grasping a door at the local internet cafe trying to get a new user name.,.....lol:D:D
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Have you seen how this thread started. It's gone from me losing weight to don wanting to kill his wife after 19 years small dicks big pussies. drunk lisa all we need now is politics and some racism and we covered everything.
Can you lose weight typing???
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