jumpergirl 0 #1 December 2, 2005 Not a true story... I hope. Quote One year at Christmas my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to! convince her that turkeys lay eggs! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #2 December 2, 2005 Now that was a mean prank.... but funny as hell!!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #3 December 2, 2005 my mom cooks her duck in the turkey, I think the cornish hen idea is cute and will attempt to fool my kids next year... I love you unconditionally you deaf fuck, now did you ask if you can come out and play this weekendSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #4 December 2, 2005 Quotemy mom cooks her duck in the turkey, I think the cornish hen idea is cute and will attempt to fool my kids next year... I love you unconditionally you deaf fuck, now did you ask if you can come out and play this weekend Okay, can I come out and play with my fellow lovable sick fucks this weekend? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #5 December 2, 2005 Yes you may, see you at lunch time saturday.... bring a "white elephant gift" we are bringing gifts that I got last year..... Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #6 December 2, 2005 QuoteYes you may, see you at lunch time saturday.... bring a "white elephant gift" we are bringing gifts that I got last year..... I may not be able to come that early... I'll shoot for a mid to late afternoon time-frame... hmmm white elephant gifts? Surely you don't mean elephant jewelry worn all over the face? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #7 December 2, 2005 no, basically crap from your house that you dont want, you get to steal others , as some bring good stuff some bring crap.... its luck of the draw and theft... if your bringing a kid (peanuts dont apply yet) bring a gift for a kid as well as we are giving the kids a mini one as well, but they arent getting the used crap from what I understand ...Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #8 December 2, 2005 Oh, man, is that funny! mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
