lisamariewillbe 1 #1 December 1, 2005 Contractor came over to work a bit, about 30 mins into working he sat on my couch for a break while the something another was "curing" a hour later he is still SLEEPING on my couch Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 December 1, 2005 Make a crapload of noise in the kitchen. Drop a few pans or something. Wake his ass up."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #3 December 1, 2005 I tried something similar... I set the smoke detector off.... that was 30 mins ago.... didnt work .... plus I cant go in the kitchen thats what is "curing"Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #4 December 1, 2005 thats no fun....set of the smoke alarm edit: great minds think alikeLife is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #5 December 1, 2005 Does he have a cell phone? Do you have the number? Call him and ask him if he thinks the kitchen is "cured" now. Then call his boss and let him know what happened. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #6 December 1, 2005 wake that fucker up!!! kick him in the nads! -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #7 December 1, 2005 QuoteI tried something similar... I set the smoke detector off.... that was 30 mins ago.... didnt work .... plus I cant go in the kitchen thats what is "curing" Well, then be more direct. Go in there and shake him and say "[Contractor] I know that you're super-busy and I wouldn't want you to get behind on your work by being at my house all day.""There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #8 December 1, 2005 Quote"[Contractor] I know that you're super-busy and I wouldn't want you to get behind on your work by being at my house all day." sighhhh they were supposed to be done Nov 5th Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #9 December 1, 2005 now you know why it is taking so long! be glad you dont pay him by the hour!Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #10 December 1, 2005 I say let him sleep. He has probably been working hard and deserves a break. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upndownshop 0 #11 December 1, 2005 QuoteContractor came over to work a bit, about 30 mins into working he sat on my couch for a break while the something another was "curing" a hour later he is still SLEEPING on my couch sick Clay on em Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #12 December 1, 2005 Is he sweaty and stinky? I hope he's not getting funk on your couch! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #13 December 1, 2005 That's what you get for blowing the workers you know we need our sleep after we've busted one outhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #14 December 1, 2005 QuoteThat's what you get for blowing the workers you know we need our sleep after we've busted one out dayyyuuuummmm...she gave him a blowjob? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #15 December 1, 2005 QuoteQuoteThat's what you get for blowing the workers you know we need our sleep after we've busted one out dayyyuuuummmm...she gave him a blowjob? Not one to start rumors! But that's what i heardhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #16 December 1, 2005 Sigh, btw my kids now know you as the flying oompa loompa.... I called him on his cell, woke him right up... nah he wasnt sweaty or stinky that would have required that he was working, now he is on the back porch smoking a cig... Clays still grounded, cant sic him on anyone ....Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #17 December 1, 2005 That's so unprofessional. If that guy worked for us, his ass would be fired. Is he the owner of the company or a hired worker?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #18 December 1, 2005 owner of the company I just found out is in jail cause he is a crack head and he was double quoting people and someone gave a CC for him to go to lowes, well he didnt go to lowes, he ended up in jail... he ran the cc up, bought other shit, sold it and went on a binge... This is why it wasnt done before I moved in.... its been an adventure... (I just found out about the crack head story... ) damn black cloud over my head Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #19 December 1, 2005 stop selling crack to your workers..simple..http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #20 December 1, 2005 I have no crack, your ass takes up the suplus of crack....Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #21 December 1, 2005 Quotestop selling crack to your workers..simple.. not putting their penises in your mouth would also probably help Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #22 December 1, 2005 How do you think she gets the big discount....http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #23 December 1, 2005 they did say they enjoyed your blowjob funks.... said I wasnt nearly as good as you at giving head.... also said you were the king of glory holes...whatever that means Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #24 December 1, 2005 Quotethey did say they enjoyed your blowjob funks.... said I wasnt nearly as good as you at giving head.... also said you were the king of glory holes...whatever that means speaking of glory holes...if you ever stop at the rest stop at exit 34 on I95 make sure you time it to be right around 2:00 in the afternoon, and make sure you use the middle stall....i met god in that stall. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #25 December 1, 2005 uhhhhh there is no exit 34.... Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
