skybytch 273 #1 December 2, 2005 So the TSA (that's US airport security, for those who don't live in the US or give a crap about our silly acronyms) has decided that it's okay to bring tools smaller than 7" in length onto airliners. They still don't allow lighters or matches, but that's another subject. This begs several questions. Can they really keep well endowed men off commercial airliners? How will this affect those who's tools exceed 7" in length? How will it affect those who claim thier tool exceeds 7" in length when it really doesn't? Will there be a new line equipped with a microscope and a ruler solely for men at the security checkpoints in the future? Discuss. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #2 December 2, 2005 Will that 7" be fully extended, or in stand-by mode? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #3 December 2, 2005 This rule makes perfect sense to me, a man with a tool greater then 7'' has a harder time bringing a woman into the mile high club, it has become a great concern and has cost the airlines a large amount of money to defend, they had a choice... make the bathrooms bigger to allow for more thrust, or limit the size of tools....Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #4 December 2, 2005 since another of my nicknames is "micro," I don't think this will affect me very much. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #5 December 2, 2005 No. They should not allow well-endowed men on to airplanes. They should be immediately re-directed to my house. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #6 December 2, 2005 QuoteWill that 7" be fully extended, or in stand-by mode? Yes. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #7 December 2, 2005 QuoteNo. They should not allow well-endowed men on to airplanes. They should be immediately re-directed to my house. Sign on the Kittys door: We've got a problem, we need bigger tools! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #8 December 2, 2005 Quote Will that 7" be fully extended, or in stand-by mode? Hmmm, good question. I'd guess 7" fully extended. After all, that's how the TV was showing a pocket knife being measured. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #9 December 2, 2005 QuoteQuote Will that 7" be fully extended, or in stand-by mode? Hmmm, good question. I'd guess 7" fully extended. After all, that's how the TV was showing a pocket knife being measured. and just which hotties are they gonna get to fluff out the big ones? cuz you seen some of them TSA folks? Not the arousing types. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #10 December 2, 2005 I am so pitifully safeI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tdog 0 #11 December 2, 2005 I bring my packing card and letter to the TSA I was able to download from the web to prove my tool is acceptable to go thru security, even though it is a little out of the mainstream... They normally swab it for explosives, but I don't seem to mind... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #12 December 2, 2005 QuoteNo. They should not allow well-endowed men on to airplanes. They should be immediately re-directed to my house. I'm steppy away from the obvious joke about how Kitty needs them big because her..... Never mind.... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #13 December 2, 2005 But Remi... why should I be sentenced to the same punishment as your wife??? You got yours!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #14 December 2, 2005 Hey... Those pics of my statures where for medical research purposes only... how come you know how badly Karen is served?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #15 December 2, 2005 Dont you know?? Girls talk! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #16 December 2, 2005 QuoteDont you know?? Girls talk! GEeze Remi! Even I knew that! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #17 December 2, 2005 Thats cause you're usually there when we're talking! You gossip like a girl! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 7 #18 December 2, 2005 QuoteSo the TSA (that's US airport security, for those who don't live in the US or give a crap about our silly acronyms) has decided that it's okay to bring tools smaller than 7" in length onto airliners. They still don't allow lighters or matches, but that's another subject. This begs several questions. Can they really keep well endowed men off commercial airliners? How will this affect those who's tools exceed 7" in length? How will it affect those who claim thier tool exceeds 7" in length when it really doesn't? Will there be a new line equipped with a microscope and a ruler solely for men at the security checkpoints in the future? Discuss. The rule was meaningless to begin with. Ain't kept me off an airliner yet! I ain't braggin but I'm not small. Badum bum! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #19 December 2, 2005 QuoteThats cause you're usually there when we're talking! You gossip like a girl! Shssshhhsssshh! You'll get my man card revoked! Its not my fault I am repetedly forced into slavery with the kitties as my masters. I could think of worse things! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #20 December 2, 2005 As long as you keep fixing things around my house, you can keep your man card. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #21 December 2, 2005 QuoteAs long as you keep fixing things around my house, you can keep your man card. Suh-wheet!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #22 December 2, 2005 They're going to have to install "Shrinkage Tubs" full of ice water.Umm Sir do i have to go in the shrinkage tub ? Let me just think about Janet Reno for a few mins and it will be of accetable size i promise. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #23 December 2, 2005 QuoteI am so pitifully safe I come in just under the limit! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #24 December 2, 2005 QuoteHow big is your tool? I'm not sure...Kitty can you measure mine for me?Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #25 December 2, 2005 On a semi-serious note, does this mean I can leave my hookknife on my legstrap when I go to Eloy?cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
