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New TSA rules - How big is your tool?

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So the TSA (that's US airport security, for those who don't live in the US or give a crap about our silly acronyms) has decided that it's okay to bring tools smaller than 7" in length onto airliners. They still don't allow lighters or matches, but that's another subject.

This begs several questions. Can they really keep well endowed men off commercial airliners? How will this affect those who's tools exceed 7" in length? How will it affect those who claim thier tool exceeds 7" in length when it really doesn't? Will there be a new line equipped with a microscope and a ruler solely for men at the security checkpoints in the future?

Discuss.

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This rule makes perfect sense to me, a man with a tool greater then 7'' has a harder time bringing a woman into the mile high club, it has become a great concern and has cost the airlines a large amount of money to defend, they had a choice... make the bathrooms bigger to allow for more thrust, or limit the size of tools....
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No. They should not allow well-endowed men on to airplanes. They should be immediately re-directed to my house.

:ph34r:



Sign on the Kittys door:

We've got a problem, we need bigger tools! :D:D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Will that 7" be fully extended, or in stand-by mode?



Hmmm, good question. I'd guess 7" fully extended. After all, that's how the TV was showing a pocket knife being measured.



and just which hotties are they gonna get to fluff out the big ones? cuz you seen some of them TSA folks? Not the arousing types. :|
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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I bring my packing card and letter to the TSA I was able to download from the web to prove my tool is acceptable to go thru security, even though it is a little out of the mainstream... They normally swab it for explosives, but I don't seem to mind...

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So the TSA (that's US airport security, for those who don't live in the US or give a crap about our silly acronyms) has decided that it's okay to bring tools smaller than 7" in length onto airliners. They still don't allow lighters or matches, but that's another subject.

This begs several questions. Can they really keep well endowed men off commercial airliners? How will this affect those who's tools exceed 7" in length? How will it affect those who claim thier tool exceeds 7" in length when it really doesn't? Will there be a new line equipped with a microscope and a ruler solely for men at the security checkpoints in the future?

Discuss.




The rule was meaningless to begin with. Ain't kept me off an airliner yet! I ain't braggin but I'm not small.




Badum bum!

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Thats cause you're usually there when we're talking! You gossip like a girl! ;)



Shssshhhsssshh!:P
You'll get my man card revoked! >:(

Its not my fault I am repetedly forced into slavery with the kitties as my masters. :D:D

I could think of worse things! :ph34r:
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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