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BillyVance

Bonfire sucks ASS tonight...

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Nah I dont reckon it qualifies unless you get banned.

You cant call yourself a "real member" until you get banned.

ANd by member I dont mean dropzone.com member. B|:P



Heck, I'm pretty sure I've been banned from ASC by Ben and Cary... I just don't give a shit... :ph34r:

Yah! Choke on that you slapnuts!! :D

HA ! no big loss there .. EH ? See ya in Dublin !!
I am NOT being loud.
I'm being enthusiastic!

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Sweetie, you know me, I'm an :) People just don't understand me!



Of course you're an :)! It say so right on your username, and if it's on the internet, it HAS to be true! :D

(Btw, can I say again that I'm so happy for you with your new job! B|)



The "Angel" is in my last name too:ph34r: I'm sure my parents are so proud of me.

Come out and join us in the tunnel.

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Well my Office just had an earful of your website music.

Fuck its loud.



Well turn your speakers down:ph34r: I did want Billy to hear the music:ph34r:
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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I just posted a long thing about me going to a whorehouse.

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Nasty pic of yourself?;)



No way. I consider the bonfire regulars to be my friends--I just wouldn't do that to you guys.

I do seem to manage to find other ways to publicly humiliate and embarrass myself, though.

Walt

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I've never sucked ass before so I wouldn't know if that is what the Bonfire is doing right now. :D



Well apparently this thread just farted and caught fire... been a while since I did that... :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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No way. I consider the bonfire regulars to be my friends--I just wouldn't do that to you guys.


Walt



Im not your friend :P



damn, we have a tough audience tonight!

Like me or not, I'm still not going to traumatize you by posting naked pics of myself.

Walt

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I've never sucked ass before so I wouldn't know if that is what the Bonfire is doing right now. :D



Well apparently this thread just farted and caught fire... been a while since I did that... :D




Which one? Farted or caught fire or both? :D


Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

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Hey, you're supposed to post shit here... insult her!



Well i was bored so i found this , maybe others will find it interesting. :)


Now that was interesting... I didn't know this part:

:o
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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My mum used to be an ambulance driver.

She went on a call one night to pick up a dead un.

When she got there it was an old man who was in his 80's.
HE had died in his chair that night. His wife was also in attendence.
As my mum and her partner picked up the corpse it let a massive fart out.
It was so loud she actually dropped the body onto the floor.
He landed on his head too.

Funnily though just after he farted the wife said that nothing had changed with him even when he was dead and after my mum had picked him up off the floor she told my mum that he was always pissed and falling onto his head too.

:S

My mum was a little freaked out by farts for a while :D:D


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