Vectracide 0 #1 December 4, 2005 Four of them to be exact! Ya see, a buddie had a house warming party last night (still recovering from) and I didn't remember to get him a house warming gift. Silly Me. *Earlier Fri Night* I meet a friend, lets call him "Dave". at a nearby Sushi restaurant. We have a great dinner which was topped off with quite a unique entree. There was a jar with shells, water and some dead looking silver dollar sized crabs in it on the counter. Until one moved that is. What the HEEELLLL? SO I asked the sushi chef what they were for, and he said for tempura. SO we order 2 of them! As they were cooking, we discovered that we didnt bring buddie shit for his new pad........ Enter evil thoughts... Both of us came up with the idea at the same time to buy some of these live little crabs as "housewarming" gifts. So 4 of the little bastards made thier way into a bowl for us to take. Cut 2 hours later. Good party. Lots of people. Nice pad overlooking Vancouver BC. Damn, its just high enough in this building to BASE off of. Ok, now lets get to lettin some crabs loose! Camera on nightshot in the fridge. Close door. Open door....show pissed off crab....toss in butter drawer in door. Close fridge. No camera this time..... His bathroom. There is a roll of TP on the counter on end. Toss one crap in the roll and cover end with a wad of TP. Try wiping with that at poo-poo time. Nightshot again. His bed. Yeah....I said his BED! Pull back the sheets....2 at about shin level. Giggling like school girls at sex education, we cover them up so they can't escape. We were the last ones to leave....and didn't make it far until the phone calls came. The funniest part of the whole thing was listening to him beg to know how many more there were. It was... " Dude! Come on man! I gotta go to sleep! How many more are there!" In a desitute beaten down pathetic kind of way. There were more....but I told him he found them all. I figured that would have more entertainment value for the future. ------------------------------ Controlled and Deliberate..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JaapSuter 0 #2 December 4, 2005 QuoteNice pad overlooking Vancouver BC. Damn, its just high enough in this building to BASE off of. Can you tell your friend to get in touch with me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #3 December 4, 2005 LMFAO!!!! Priceless! I sooo would have wanted to find a way to set up video at his place to watch the festivities if I were you! Now get him a little sign for his front door proclaiming it "Joe's Crab Shack". "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vectracide 0 #4 December 5, 2005 Hey Jaap. You know Andreas dont you? I know you do. If you need his # PM me. Did you ever do the Shaw that Rob and I scoped? Now that is a nice B. later ------------------------------ Controlled and Deliberate..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The111 1 #5 December 5, 2005 QuoteNo camera this time..... His bathroom. There is a roll of TP on the counter on end. Toss one crap in the roll and cover end with a wad of TP. Try wiping with that at poo-poo time. Freudian slip? I was skimming this post and got to this part and was like, WTF? I had to go back and read slower for it to make sense...www.WingsuitPhotos.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vectracide 0 #6 December 6, 2005 LOL, oops....maybe that's why people didn't much reply to this one..... Ewwww.....he crapped in his buddies TP roll.......that's kinda wierd...... ------------------------------ Controlled and Deliberate..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
