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Shall I compare thee to a summer's lay?
Thou art more lovely and more... HOT! :)



Rough African winds, do mess my hair,
But do I mind, i'll say ... NOT



A for effort. A for rhyming. F for rhythm.

*sigh* It was good whilst it lasted. We had our good times, didn't we? Let's try to keep those memories dear. :)

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that and the fact that he shaves EVERTHING... if he tucked his package, he'd look like a pre-pubescent girl.



Ok, the fact that YOU KNOW that he shaves everything is a concern!!

Spit, how do you know that kind of information??

I think true friendship is under-rated

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that and the fact that he shaves EVERTHING... if he tucked his package, he'd look like a pre-pubescent girl.



Ok, the fact that YOU KNOW that he shaves everything is a concern!!

Spit, how do you know that kind of information??



i'll never tell. unless tortured. please?

-the artist formerly known as sinker

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Here's Suds' idea of a girlfriend. NSFW. NSFAnyone, really. I warned ya.



What really possesses me, sinker, is why you have a stash of such photos on hand...



i searched for them SPECIFICALLY when I heard of your stupid obsession w/ anorexic stick figured women. i'm trying for a cure. it's hopeless, i know. :|

-the artist formerly known as sinker

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well in his defence he wants his women small , because he wants to be bigger then him, and since he is a girly girl, eating hummus and getting waxed all day he needs to have the little bitty girls to help him feel more manly ...
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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well in his defence he wants his women small , because he wants to be bigger then him, and since he is a girly girl, eating hummus and getting waxed all day he needs to have the little bitty girls to help him feel more manly ...



oh stop! you're gonna make him cry!

there there, suds it'll be ok, even if lisamarie insists on eating big juicy fat squishy cheeseburgers all fuckin day.

-the artist formerly known as sinker

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I had a friend that broke up with a guy 'cause he had skinnier legs than him..
I won't date someone that has longer hair than me!!



ha! then sudsy is REALLY out of the picture then! Keep it short, beverly, and you'll be safe

-the artist formerly known as sinker

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I had a friend that broke up with a guy 'cause he had skinnier legs than him..
I won't date someone that has longer hair than me!!



ha! then sudsy is REALLY out of the picture then! Keep it short, beverly, and you'll be safe



Nah, she's already safe. She's proven herself iambic-impaired, so love don't live here anymore. :)

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