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BillyVance

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Well that was fun, but I've seen better episodes...

First one was about selling ass-pillows in an earthquake-prone country, getting arrested for being spies, getting out through a hole in the wall due to a quake, taking a map to a military camp, thinking they're getting inducted into the army, then just as they're about to be executed, another quake saves the day... :|

Second one a little better... Big guy leaving the country with secrets on microfilm. Stows away on ship with 3 stooges and 3 watermelons with film hidden inside. Blah blah blah... :|

I should have stayed on here... ARF ARF ARF!!! :P
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Ever see the one where the boys make a BASE jump from a high rise building? They are working as riveters and of course totally screwing up. When one of them tosses a hot rivet it accidentally lands in the foreman's pants who then orders them off the building. Because Curly is afraid of heights he's wearing a parachute.

Moe says, "Let’s get ottta here," and like every BASE jumper that came later he also adds, "I hope that parachute works!" Then all three jump with Moe and Larry just hanging on.

As they freefall down the face of the building Moe says, "Pull the ripcord!"

"What ripcord?" Curly asks.

"That one there on your chest."

"This one?" and Curly pulls a bag of tobacco from his shirt pocket.

"No you numbskull," Moe answers, "the other one, the shiny ring there." (If you are an AFF Instructor you can just feel Moe's frustration.)

Curly finally pulls the ripcord and all three float safely down and land right in their open touring car and drive away without missing a beat. A classic BASE getaway . . .

I have it on tape and if I ever get it digitized I'll upload it to Skydiving Movies.

NickD :)BASE 194

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"No you numbskull," Moe answers



Did they actually invent the word "numbskull" or just make it wildly popular?:D
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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