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Who is the biggest Postwhore on DZ?

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Please Do! Please Do!




Please forgive me if it causes some concern to me that you seem rather excited after a mention of pictures of my genitalia. :D Well....at least someone gets excited about it......:D



DOAH! I knew I posted a hair to quickly there.:P

(Note to the ladies. I am and will remain strictly hetero, this is not a "Choice" I was born that way.)

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Y'know I love ya Kev, but that... that was TMI.



Didn't you post something about diddling yourself 50 times a day recently?

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And besides, I'm 32 and can still go half a dozen times on a good day with the right woman. I think that's something to be proud of.

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Didn't you post something about diddling yourself 50 times a day recently?



Hypothetically. Much as I hate to admit it, in reality I don't think I'm capable of fifty times in one day.

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And besides, I'm 32 and can still go half a dozen times on a good day with the right woman. I think that's something to be proud of.



Forty's coming. >:(

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Didn't you post something about diddling yourself 50 times a day recently?



Hypothetically. Much as I hate to admit it, in reality I don't think I'm capable of fifty times in one day.



Another area where sex is like drinking:
--- if you can still count them, you haven't had enough

ps - need help? I aims ta please. >:(
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Six times in one day is nothing. I'm 40.

Three times before breakfast is standard. It does take longer, though.

But wer'e still talking breakfast. Not brunch.

BFTU Biotch. Way the FU.

Deucerino.



Bah!

Flag!

Foul!

3 times before breakfast? Nothing!

I'm impressed if you give her three times before breakfast. Damn near impossible, unless you got ones of those 'easy to please' ladies, and then it's not even a challenge.

Guys rapid firing? No problem.

Getting the lady of the house to rapid fire, big challenge.

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I was thinking the same thing, but at least I had something slightly better than 'you guys are playing without me.' You can at least insult the poster ahead of you. Kind of like:

wow, sunny sucks at postwhoring, she couldn't come up with anything better than "you suck for leaving me out." :P

you know we love ya B|
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Six times in one day is nothing. I'm 40.

Three times before breakfast is standard. It does take longer, though.

But wer'e still talking breakfast. Not brunch.

BFTU Biotch. Way the FU.

Deucerino.



-Wow...if you just walked into this conversation...well...:o:ph34r: I'd say 'Yeah, Deuce's wife is one lucky chick.' :D:D:D
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Dude, I don't expect to steal the gold, I just want to get up there. I wasn't on the site for like a year, so my average sucks and I've got a bit of catching up to do.
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