freeflir29 0 #51 February 21, 2004 QuoteI am not worthy. Just bring me 3 virgins and one dirty little slut per week and I shall pass on my knowledge. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #52 February 21, 2004 Not long. But you'll be stunned when you get that first bill. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #53 February 21, 2004 QuoteQuoteI am not worthy. Just bring me 3 virgins and one dirty little slut per week and I shall pass on my knowledge. Why bother with virgins? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #54 February 21, 2004 QuoteBut you'll be stunned when you get that first bill. Uhhh....my bill goes to New Jersey. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #55 February 21, 2004 And this one goes to 11. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #56 February 21, 2004 QuoteWhy bother with virgins? Cause....... by next week I'll have 4 dirty little sluts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #57 February 21, 2004 QuoteJust bring me 3 virgins and one dirty little slut per week and I shall pass on my knowledge. Hell, I ain't that far behind him and I'll do it for one dirty little slut per week. They're much easier to find....I'm talking MUCH MUCH MUCH easier to find than virgins anyway. Plus, it only cost $40 to have Clay's face beaten to a bruised and bloody pulp and he's gonna charge you all that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #58 February 21, 2004 There's no crossover between the species. The deflowered human females will still be disgusted. Different from the ovines. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xsynergist 0 #59 February 21, 2004 Quote Just bring me 3 virgins and one dirty little slut per week and I shall pass on my knowledge. If I knew 3 virgins and a dirty little slut I wouldn't be wasteing my time posting on DZ. I would be putting those tounge exercises I've been practicing to good use. Xsyn------------------------------------------------ Why get married? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #60 February 21, 2004 SWEEEEEEET Today is my 1 year anniversary of signing on DZ. com and I have 2869 posts. And I am in 58th position over all.. BWAHAHAHA In that time I have met some really cool people and managed to piss of some I have yet to meet. Hello I will be your Evil Jeanne for the evening BWAHAHAHAHA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #61 February 21, 2004 Sigh.... there was a time when I held my own with the big guns... hell.... I'm happy to just be on the first page......I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #62 February 21, 2004 Quote it only cost $40 to have Clay's face beaten to a bruised and bloody pulp and he's gonna charge you all that? It'd cost WAY more than that for the Pine boxes to put them in. QuoteIf I knew 3 virgins and a dirty little slut I wouldn't be wasteing my time posting on DZ. Good point. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #63 February 21, 2004 QuoteQuote it only cost $40 to have Clay's face beaten to a bruised and bloody pulp and he's gonna charge you all that? It'd cost WAY more than that for the Pine boxes to put them in. You got more than one face? What the hell are you talking about? QuoteIf I knew 3 virgins and a dirty little slut I wouldn't be wasteing my time posting on DZ. Good point. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #64 February 21, 2004 You got a point there, Deuce???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #65 February 21, 2004 No. I fouled. Darn it! Put my post in the middle of a quote. FLAG! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xsynergist 0 #66 February 21, 2004 QuoteNo. I fouled. Darn it! Put my post in the middle of a quote. FLAG! So what was the original post supposed to be??? Gomez!------------------------------------------------ Why get married? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #67 February 21, 2004 QuoteHey........I didn't do nothin....and there certainly aren't ANY pics of my genitalia on ANYONE from Houstons cameras. None...... REALLY?? Hmm. I'm sure you're right. In fact, I'm so sure, I'm just gonna upload ALL of the pictures on my camera, without looking, as soon as I can. There is this weird, tired loch ness monster on a miniature scale picture - maybe y'all can help me figure that one out... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xsynergist 0 #68 February 21, 2004 Please Do! Please Do! If I sound like I am begging thats merely a coincidence. Chris (These are fempart pics we are talkin about right?)------------------------------------------------ Why get married? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #69 February 21, 2004 QuoteSo what was the original post supposed to be??? Hell I can't remember. It's postwhoring! It's very time-sensitive. I was derailed by gay marriage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #70 February 21, 2004 I have regained my status as #12. I will sleep well tonight. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites xsynergist 0 #71 February 21, 2004 QuoteQuoteSo what was the original post supposed to be??? Hell I can't remember. It's postwhoring! It's very time-sensitive. I was derailed by gay marriage. You got married? WTF?!? Things move fast around here! j/k I wish I could remember, that was 2 beers ago and I have to get ready for work... Xsyn------------------------------------------------ Why get married? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #72 February 21, 2004 Yeah Deucipoo is married... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #73 February 21, 2004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #74 February 21, 2004 Quote Please Do! Please Do! Please forgive me if it causes some concern to me that you seem rather excited after a mention of pictures of my genitalia. Well....at least someone gets excited about it...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #75 February 21, 2004 QuotePlease forgive me if it causes some concern to me that you seem rather excited after a mention of pictures of my genitalia. Well....at least someone gets excited about it...... Doude, so long as "it" gets excited about it, well, mission accomplished. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 3 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
xsynergist 0 #71 February 21, 2004 QuoteQuoteSo what was the original post supposed to be??? Hell I can't remember. It's postwhoring! It's very time-sensitive. I was derailed by gay marriage. You got married? WTF?!? Things move fast around here! j/k I wish I could remember, that was 2 beers ago and I have to get ready for work... Xsyn------------------------------------------------ Why get married? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #72 February 21, 2004 Yeah Deucipoo is married... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #73 February 21, 2004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #74 February 21, 2004 Quote Please Do! Please Do! Please forgive me if it causes some concern to me that you seem rather excited after a mention of pictures of my genitalia. Well....at least someone gets excited about it...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #75 February 21, 2004 QuotePlease forgive me if it causes some concern to me that you seem rather excited after a mention of pictures of my genitalia. Well....at least someone gets excited about it...... Doude, so long as "it" gets excited about it, well, mission accomplished. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 3 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Deuce 1 #73 February 21, 2004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #74 February 21, 2004 Quote Please Do! Please Do! Please forgive me if it causes some concern to me that you seem rather excited after a mention of pictures of my genitalia. Well....at least someone gets excited about it...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #75 February 21, 2004 QuotePlease forgive me if it causes some concern to me that you seem rather excited after a mention of pictures of my genitalia. Well....at least someone gets excited about it...... Doude, so long as "it" gets excited about it, well, mission accomplished. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 3 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
freeflir29 0 #74 February 21, 2004 Quote Please Do! Please Do! Please forgive me if it causes some concern to me that you seem rather excited after a mention of pictures of my genitalia. Well....at least someone gets excited about it...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #75 February 21, 2004 QuotePlease forgive me if it causes some concern to me that you seem rather excited after a mention of pictures of my genitalia. Well....at least someone gets excited about it...... Doude, so long as "it" gets excited about it, well, mission accomplished. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
