Girlfalldown 0 #1 December 6, 2005 My co-worker speaking to my boss (the owner) and me: "OK, I'm going to answer the phone now. Can you guys hold off on the clitoral massage conversation?" -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #2 December 6, 2005 There's something about California...must be the water.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #3 December 6, 2005 QuoteThere's something about California...must be the water. They put viagra in the water here. Sort of like how they put flouride in the water in England. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #4 December 6, 2005 Can I come work for you?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #5 December 6, 2005 Quote...flouride in the water in England. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #6 December 6, 2005 QuoteThere's something about California...must be the water. California: the wetter water the better. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #7 December 6, 2005 QuoteThey put viagra in the water here. Sort of like how they put flouride in the water in England. Still doesnt do the Brits much good anywayMarc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #8 December 6, 2005 Quote Still doesnt do the Brits much good anyway But their intestines are spotless! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites markd_nscr986 0 #9 December 6, 2005 QuoteBut their intestines are spotless! Thats WAY to much informationMarc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #10 December 6, 2005 Quote...But their intestines are spotless! I know one Brit who probably has shrooms growing in his dirty pipes....My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #11 December 6, 2005 QuoteQuote...But their intestines are spotless! I know one Brit who probably has shrooms growing in his dirty pipes.... It's legal to grow and pick them. It's just illegal to dry them. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #12 December 6, 2005 A couple of weeks ago I met Kelly, Yardhippie, Red Hot, and Jello Jay for mexican dinner before they went to a strip club. During dinner I get a call from the IT director of one of my facilities needing my help. While I'm talking to him, Kelly is sitting next to me on the phone with someone else trying to talk them in to coming to the strip club by screaming "NAKED BOOBIES NAKED BOOBIES!!" I had to slap and shush her! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #13 December 6, 2005 QuoteI had to slap and shush her! CAT FIGHT! Lets get it on! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #14 December 6, 2005 You didnt even read the story, Remi. You just read the NAKED BOOBIES in caps and the slap and shush her part. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #15 December 6, 2005 Well, I figured that that's pretty much all any of the men in here picked up on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #16 December 6, 2005 QuoteNAKED BOOBIES ... slap and shush her ... Whoohoo!!! More! More! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #17 December 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteI had to slap and shush her! CAT FIGHT! Lets get it on! It was hotttt! Kitty fight! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #18 December 6, 2005 I wonder who would win if Kelly and I REALLY got in to a fight? Not that we ever would.. but hmmm... it would be a close call... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #19 December 6, 2005 QuoteI wonder who would win if Kelly and I REALLY got in to a fight? Not that we ever would.. but hmmm... it would be a close call... I think it depends on what you're wearing. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #20 December 6, 2005 QuoteI wonder who would win if Kelly and I REALLY got in to a fight? Not that we ever would.. but hmmm... it would be a close call... I think Kelly would win. Shes shorter than you, that gives her stability. OTOH, you got kitty in ya. sorry, Kel, I'm puttin my $$ on CK!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #21 December 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteI wonder who would win if Kelly and I REALLY got in to a fight? Not that we ever would.. but hmmm... it would be a close call... I think it depends on what you're wearing. What could I wear that would give me an edge? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #22 December 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteI wonder who would win if Kelly and I REALLY got in to a fight? Not that we ever would.. but hmmm... it would be a close call... I think it depends on what you're wearing. What could I wear that would give me an edge? Leather and baby oil. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #23 December 6, 2005 I was thinking of covering myself in honey and then rolling in feathers so that they would poke her in the eye. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #24 December 6, 2005 QuoteI was thinking of covering myself in honey and then rolling in feathers so that they would poke her in the eye. hmmmm.... a sweet and feathery kitty? Kinky. You'd win! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #25 December 6, 2005 QuoteI was thinking of covering myself in honey and then rolling in feathers so that they would poke her in the eye. That's just mean! 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Girlfalldown 0 #8 December 6, 2005 Quote Still doesnt do the Brits much good anyway But their intestines are spotless! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #9 December 6, 2005 QuoteBut their intestines are spotless! Thats WAY to much informationMarc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #10 December 6, 2005 Quote...But their intestines are spotless! I know one Brit who probably has shrooms growing in his dirty pipes....My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #11 December 6, 2005 QuoteQuote...But their intestines are spotless! I know one Brit who probably has shrooms growing in his dirty pipes.... It's legal to grow and pick them. It's just illegal to dry them. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #12 December 6, 2005 A couple of weeks ago I met Kelly, Yardhippie, Red Hot, and Jello Jay for mexican dinner before they went to a strip club. During dinner I get a call from the IT director of one of my facilities needing my help. While I'm talking to him, Kelly is sitting next to me on the phone with someone else trying to talk them in to coming to the strip club by screaming "NAKED BOOBIES NAKED BOOBIES!!" I had to slap and shush her! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #13 December 6, 2005 QuoteI had to slap and shush her! CAT FIGHT! Lets get it on! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #14 December 6, 2005 You didnt even read the story, Remi. You just read the NAKED BOOBIES in caps and the slap and shush her part. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #15 December 6, 2005 Well, I figured that that's pretty much all any of the men in here picked up on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #16 December 6, 2005 QuoteNAKED BOOBIES ... slap and shush her ... Whoohoo!!! More! More! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #17 December 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteI had to slap and shush her! CAT FIGHT! Lets get it on! It was hotttt! Kitty fight! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #18 December 6, 2005 I wonder who would win if Kelly and I REALLY got in to a fight? Not that we ever would.. but hmmm... it would be a close call... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #19 December 6, 2005 QuoteI wonder who would win if Kelly and I REALLY got in to a fight? Not that we ever would.. but hmmm... it would be a close call... I think it depends on what you're wearing. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #20 December 6, 2005 QuoteI wonder who would win if Kelly and I REALLY got in to a fight? Not that we ever would.. but hmmm... it would be a close call... I think Kelly would win. Shes shorter than you, that gives her stability. OTOH, you got kitty in ya. sorry, Kel, I'm puttin my $$ on CK!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #21 December 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteI wonder who would win if Kelly and I REALLY got in to a fight? Not that we ever would.. but hmmm... it would be a close call... I think it depends on what you're wearing. What could I wear that would give me an edge? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #22 December 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteI wonder who would win if Kelly and I REALLY got in to a fight? Not that we ever would.. but hmmm... it would be a close call... I think it depends on what you're wearing. What could I wear that would give me an edge? Leather and baby oil. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #23 December 6, 2005 I was thinking of covering myself in honey and then rolling in feathers so that they would poke her in the eye. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #24 December 6, 2005 QuoteI was thinking of covering myself in honey and then rolling in feathers so that they would poke her in the eye. hmmmm.... a sweet and feathery kitty? Kinky. You'd win! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #25 December 6, 2005 QuoteI was thinking of covering myself in honey and then rolling in feathers so that they would poke her in the eye. That's just mean! 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popsjumper 2 #10 December 6, 2005 Quote...But their intestines are spotless! I know one Brit who probably has shrooms growing in his dirty pipes....My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #11 December 6, 2005 QuoteQuote...But their intestines are spotless! I know one Brit who probably has shrooms growing in his dirty pipes.... It's legal to grow and pick them. It's just illegal to dry them. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #12 December 6, 2005 A couple of weeks ago I met Kelly, Yardhippie, Red Hot, and Jello Jay for mexican dinner before they went to a strip club. During dinner I get a call from the IT director of one of my facilities needing my help. While I'm talking to him, Kelly is sitting next to me on the phone with someone else trying to talk them in to coming to the strip club by screaming "NAKED BOOBIES NAKED BOOBIES!!" I had to slap and shush her! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #13 December 6, 2005 QuoteI had to slap and shush her! CAT FIGHT! Lets get it on! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #14 December 6, 2005 You didnt even read the story, Remi. You just read the NAKED BOOBIES in caps and the slap and shush her part. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #15 December 6, 2005 Well, I figured that that's pretty much all any of the men in here picked up on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #16 December 6, 2005 QuoteNAKED BOOBIES ... slap and shush her ... Whoohoo!!! More! More! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #17 December 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteI had to slap and shush her! CAT FIGHT! Lets get it on! It was hotttt! Kitty fight! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #18 December 6, 2005 I wonder who would win if Kelly and I REALLY got in to a fight? Not that we ever would.. but hmmm... it would be a close call... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #19 December 6, 2005 QuoteI wonder who would win if Kelly and I REALLY got in to a fight? Not that we ever would.. but hmmm... it would be a close call... I think it depends on what you're wearing. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #20 December 6, 2005 QuoteI wonder who would win if Kelly and I REALLY got in to a fight? Not that we ever would.. but hmmm... it would be a close call... I think Kelly would win. Shes shorter than you, that gives her stability. OTOH, you got kitty in ya. sorry, Kel, I'm puttin my $$ on CK!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #21 December 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteI wonder who would win if Kelly and I REALLY got in to a fight? Not that we ever would.. but hmmm... it would be a close call... I think it depends on what you're wearing. What could I wear that would give me an edge? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #22 December 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteI wonder who would win if Kelly and I REALLY got in to a fight? Not that we ever would.. but hmmm... it would be a close call... I think it depends on what you're wearing. What could I wear that would give me an edge? Leather and baby oil. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #23 December 6, 2005 I was thinking of covering myself in honey and then rolling in feathers so that they would poke her in the eye. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #24 December 6, 2005 QuoteI was thinking of covering myself in honey and then rolling in feathers so that they would poke her in the eye. hmmmm.... a sweet and feathery kitty? Kinky. You'd win! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #25 December 6, 2005 QuoteI was thinking of covering myself in honey and then rolling in feathers so that they would poke her in the eye. That's just mean! Besides, you ladies might accidently stick together. What fun is that? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
