this should make ya laugh

[jtval 0]

Sing this to the tune of I WILL SURVIVE.


At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
when you said you had 10 inches Lord I almost died,
but I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long,
that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on.
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a big Mac and you've bought me a french fry,
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad
pathetic dream,should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.
Go on now go, walk out the door,
don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4, weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out,
don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count.

Chorus:
I will survive, I will survive,
Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex,
I will survive,
I will survive...hey hey.

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing short and proud,
But to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your
needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed.

Go on now go, walk out the door,
don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out,
don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count.

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[Keith 0]

Never would have pegged you as a size queen JT

Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

[jtval 0]

LOL...I gues I like to keep people guessing

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[SudsyFist 0]

In A-min, right?

[jtval 0]

A-min?

are you refering to Micheal Jacksons symphony CD?
Mike in A-minor?

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[waltappel 1]

ROTFLMAO!!!!

That is brilliant!

Walt