DaGimp 0 #1 December 6, 2005 says he swooped 597 feet at the CPC championships.....BS....shimmel aint that good "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #2 December 6, 2005 How would you know, you dont come to the farm, even when you are supposed to be there yes shimmel IS that good... he had the world record for a little bitSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #3 December 6, 2005 Quotesays he swooped 597 feet at the CPC championships.....BS....shimmel aint that good i got lucky. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortyj 0 #4 December 6, 2005 good job marksPlaytime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #5 December 6, 2005 Who was that poor bastard slamming into the pond on Shrek's video that he showed me in his camper? Boy was it UGLY! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #6 December 6, 2005 QuoteHow would you know, you dont come to the farm, even when you are supposed to be there you know.....little girl....i was at the farm before you even started skydiving and i know mark.....better then i like...that boy crazy!!!"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #7 December 6, 2005 Quoteyou know.....little girl. I don't think you can call her little there Jake. She is taller than both of us. Quotei was at the farm before you even started skydiving That is not saying much considering that she only has 40 something jumps. I mean C'mon! .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #8 December 6, 2005 At least I GO to boogies when I say I will Im not THAT tall....Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #9 December 6, 2005 That my friend was jerry. I believe it was around June...Gimp the slack ass. You kind of get used to Limp not showing up.http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #10 December 7, 2005 QuoteThat my friend was jerry. I believe it was around June...Gimp the slack ass. You kind of get used to Limp not showing up. hey fatty....i will see you in Z-hills....and im riding with chuck so you know he wont let me back out. Be ready to party and have what you have been promising me better have yo hat foo"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #11 December 7, 2005 dude, you wont show up for the boogie you know that...http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #12 December 7, 2005 Quotei got lucky You obviously did something right on that swoop. But it was clear in practice that you and that canopy of yours was fast. I was impressed!!! So impressed that I bought the company. Well maybe not the company but I am eagerly awaiting the arrival of my own JVX. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Revillusion 0 #13 December 7, 2005 or was that 597 words per minute? VIRTUS JUNXIT MORS NON SEPARABIT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #14 December 7, 2005 QuoteYou obviously did something right on that swoop. i did way more things wrong than i did right. QuoteBut it was clear in practice that you and that canopy of yours was fast. I was impressed!!! So impressed that I bought the company. Well maybe not the company but I am eagerly awaiting the arrival of my own JVX. i wish you, and the other 4 peeps who bought one would have told them that when you bought them. then i might be able to get a discount on my JVX 2.0!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #15 December 7, 2005 Quoteor was that 597 words per minute? i dont get it.... lol. it's ok alan, i dont get you either. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #16 December 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteor was that 597 words per minute? i dont get it.... lol. it's ok alan, i dont get you either. I think you just talk that fast... At least to me... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #17 December 7, 2005 oh i will be there....no work...its my off time....plus i cant back out on the numero uno and Mark talks fast to EVERYONE......sometimes are worse then others "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #18 December 7, 2005 Quotei did way more things wrong than i did right. Shut up, you were awesome, you did great, dont be hard on yourself,Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #19 December 7, 2005 QuoteQuotei did way more things wrong than i did right. Shut up, you were awesome, you did great, dont be hard on yourself, you think im being hard on myself? not in the least sweetheart. that is the truth, i could have done alot better. wich actually kinda surprises the hell out of me, i have to see what i did wrong in order to do better next time. and that is the goal. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #20 December 7, 2005 Didnt you lecture me once about not being able to be perfect? Jeesh, you broke a flippen world record, of course you could have done better, and you will next time but jeesh, take a fucking compliment before I have to kick your ass...wait wait ...taken from a shimmel lecture You had a safe skydive, so just right there it was a success, as long as you strive for safty and continue to improve your doing well... but dude, you broke a world record.... who cares how long it was held... you still broke it... Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #21 December 7, 2005 compliment taken. thanks but im striving and finding ways so that i can do it again and keep it. unfortunately i KNOW i can get it and go farther than jay, im sure he could go farther yet again. but i want to smoke the current record. i know i can do it, and i know exactly how, i just need the funds. im willing to bet i can go 850 ft "if not 1000 ft" in those same conditions with the right funds. but the drawback of no sponsors is what holds me back, there are many benefits to not having sponsors. but there is one huge drawback, and that is money. i don't want gear, i want money. i know what it takes, i know how to get it, and i know i can. i just dont have the money. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #22 December 7, 2005 I heard about a guy with mini-rockets on his ankles...maybe that would work?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #23 December 7, 2005 nope. i know what will work, it is just expensive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #24 December 7, 2005 sounds like a deep-pocketed sponsor is in your future...My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #25 December 7, 2005 i wish. if i could get a proposal together, i need somone to do that for me. lol... i have a couple ideas, and 20 grand would be pocket change to them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
