popsjumper 2 #26 December 6, 2005 QuoteWith that said, The Rack handed me a razor and stated..."no hairy chests are allowed in the Pink Mafia, you want me to do the honors?"... So Bobbi removed her blouse and as the Rack approached...My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #27 December 6, 2005 No no no silly COCHEESE!!!!!! Trust me when I say...there is no hair EXCEPT for the hair on the top of my head. Its long and it makes up for what maybe lacking in other areas!! Heheheheheheheeeee Told ya I'm in rare form! NOW stick with the story line!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #28 December 6, 2005 So Bobbi Cocheese removed her his blouse shirt and as the Rack approached...My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #29 December 6, 2005 QuoteWith that said, The Rack handed me, Cocheese, a razor and stated..."no hairy chests are allowed in the Pink Mafia, you want me to do the honors?" A razor? Not a chance. Wax. Lots and lots of hot wax. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #30 December 6, 2005 Oooooo..you devil you...My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #31 December 6, 2005 >Wax. Lots and lots of hot wax. So you've become a top now, have you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #32 December 6, 2005 Quote>Wax. Lots and lots of hot wax. So you've become a top now, have you? That was always the persona. But what I like and need is an ingrained part of my personality. Nothing has changed. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #33 December 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteGreat I'm on a lesbian cruise.... You reap what you sow. Dont worry Cochese... they're the kind of lesbians who like cock.... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #34 December 6, 2005 QuoteSo you've become a top now, have you? Is that code for something?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #35 December 6, 2005 So i said NO to the wax, pink thong,and Whatever the Crazy Rack had in mind(for now)And coming down the stairs was Rhonda and Skymama. Skymama looked embarrassed but still had that bi-curious blush. As I talked to Skymama, Rhonda took off to the bar before Skymama could introduce us. We still have never spoken to each other. "Perfect" I thought as i had a plan for tonight. I will single her out of the crowd as i do my erotic tool dance for the ladies tonight at the sexy games night they had planned.Skymama said she was just holding hands with Rhonda to appear "Taken" as not to have women hit on her. She said Rhonda was on the prowl for the captain of the ship. Hoping to score with the best ship sinker on the boat. Since there were only a few men on this cruise, I feared being tied up by the lusty busty sexy wenches and having them do as they please.Now if i could just talk the Captain into letting me borrow his Captain Uniform. Not to be mistaken for one of the Village People, I now had to really be the Captain and take control of this ship full of hot sexy women.So now i'm going to the bridge to swing a deal with the Captain with all i have in my suit case.. a bottle of Captain Morgan and a few dollars. The sexy games start in 4 hours and i have nothing to wear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #36 December 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteSo you've become a top now, have you? Is that code for something? On rec.skydiving, I played a dominatrix, i.e., Mistress Rhonda Lea, moderator of alt.sex.skydiving.bondage (which was supposed to be a made-up ng, but isn't). In real life, I prefer to be tied up. Happy now? rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #37 December 6, 2005 You're getting waxed, Jeff. No one said you had a choice. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #38 December 6, 2005 ..... Then a voice from god or the Rack said I needed to trim and wax a few areas before the big event. So off to the spa i went with the Rack and Skymama. It was terrible. But i felt refreshed and ready to end all fears by banging the Mistress through the stage in front of 400 lesbians.2 hours to go and i have shrinkage from the pool cool down ( the wax was freakin hot !) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #39 December 6, 2005 QuoteYou're getting waxed, Jeff. No one said you had a choice. But first he enters the hairiest chest contest up on the stage in the center of the outdoor pool/lounging area, wins first place with the help of RhondaLea and Skymama screaming their heads off! Afterwards, they slap handcuffs on him and lead him away screaming "NO! NO! Please DON'T! I swear I'll be good from now on! Pleeeeeeease!!!" to no avail, and gets slathered all over with wax, then in strips, the two closet dominatrixes rip them off to more howls of pain... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namgrunt 0 #40 December 6, 2005 sorry Bobbi I am now without words ..59 YEARS,OVERWEIGHT,BALDIND,X-GRUNT LAST MIL. JUMP VIET-NAM(QUAN-TRI) www.dzmemories.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #41 December 6, 2005 >Happy now? Remi likes to pretend he doesn't know what that all means, because then he gets some kind soul to explain it to him (again.) He's clever that way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #42 December 6, 2005 Quote>Happy now? Remi likes to pretend he doesn't know what that all means, because then he gets some kind soul to explain it to him (again.) He's clever that way. I'll be lying in wait for him. Anyone want to start a pool? Hint: the smart money is on me. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #43 December 6, 2005 QuoteQuote>Happy now? Remi likes to pretend he doesn't know what that all means, because then he gets some kind soul to explain it to him (again.) He's clever that way. I'll be lying in wait for him. Anyone want to start a pool? Hint: the smart money is on me. rl Not be be confused with clever in general. I'm slow on my good days. What kind of pool are you thinking about RL? lolRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #44 December 6, 2005 QuoteQuote>Happy now? Remi likes to pretend he doesn't know what that all means, because then he gets some kind soul to explain it to him (again.) He's clever that way. I'll be lying in wait for him. Anyone want to start a pool? Hint: the smart money is on me. rl i've gotta couple of benjies on my lady rl here... -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #45 December 6, 2005 I still dont understand what the freaking bet is about! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #46 December 6, 2005 hey...its ok.... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #47 December 6, 2005 >I still dont understand what the freaking bet is about! Rhonda, you'll have to explain it to him. Use lots of descriptive language and perhaps some pictures. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #48 December 6, 2005 Quote>I still dont understand what the freaking bet is about! Rhonda, you'll have to explain it to him. Use lots of descriptive language and perhaps some pictures. I only show. I do not tell. I'm just going to throw him into deep pool somewhere. The suckers (that's a kind of fish, Remi) will love all that bait he has stuffed in hims pocketses. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #49 December 6, 2005 QuoteThe suckers (that's a kind of fish, Remi) will love all that bait he has stuffed in hims pocketses. me thinks someone is calling me a troll! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #50 December 7, 2005 So I get to the sexy games event and look who is on stage whipping some girls into submission. It's Rhonda and I'm freakin out right now because I'm in a captain uniform and she is decked out in leather and whips and things i never saw or heard of. Women are lining up to be whipped and spanked !Gathering things from other ladies to use as restraints, I get at the end of the line hoping I can tie her up after everyone that wanted spankings is happy. She sees the "Captain" get in line but doesn't know it's me. She's spanking girls through quickly and the line is moving fast. The crowd is going wild and I'm not sure if i can restrain her when it's my turn to get spanked and whipped. Going to have to take it like a man i think, then tie her up for her turn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
