jakee 1,595 #51 December 8, 2005 QuoteHow can you tell if your girlfriend is horny? You stick your hand down her pants and it feels like your feeding a horse. Something about that image is really creeping me out. I may never have sex again Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver51 0 #52 December 8, 2005 You know why god gave women a few more brains than a cow? So that when you squeeze their tits they don't shit on the floor. Know why most women can't fart? They can't keep their mouth shut long enough to build up pressure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plutoniumsalmon 0 #53 December 8, 2005 Whats the difference between parsley on your dinner plate and pubic hair? None. You just push it aside and keep on eatingPointy birds Oh pointy pointy Anoint my head Anointy nointy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #54 December 8, 2005 QuoteRagnarok and livendave, you two fucking suck! It's a tasteless joke thread. What did you expect, knock-knock jokes? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #55 December 8, 2005 A fellow was on his honeymoon near his favorite fishing lake and he would fish from dawn to dark with his favorite fishing guide. One day the guide, friend of many years, mentioned that the honeymoon seemed to be spent fishing. "Yes, but you know how I love to fish..." "But aren't you newlyweds supposed to be into something else?" "Yes, but she's got gonorrhea; and you know how I love to fish" A few hours later, "I understand, but that's not the only way to have sex." "I know, but she's got diarrhea; and you know how I love to fish..." The following day: "Sure, but that's still not the only way to have sex." "Yeah, but she's got phyrrea; and you know how I love to fish..." Late that afternoon, thoroughly frustrated the guide comments, "I guess I'm not sure why you'd marry someone with health problems like that." "It's 'cause she's also got worms; and you know I just love to fish..." A leper walked into a bar and sat down. The bartender glanced over and promptly threw up all over himself and the floor. The leper looked hurt and said, "Hey, I know I'm not exactly handsome, but I do have feelings and you could be a little sensitive about them." The bartender, wiping his mouth on his sleeve, looked up and proclaimed, "I'm sorry as hell man, but it wasn't you. That guy sitting next to you keeps dipping his crackers in your neck." ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #56 December 8, 2005 QuoteJesus walks into a hotel in Bethlehem, slams three 6 inch nails on the counter and says, "Can you put me up for the night?" Yea, I've seen The Crow too. "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ragnarok 0 #57 December 9, 2005 Why can't Jeasus eat M&M's? They keep falling through his hands..... -------------------------_________________________________________ Twin Otter N203-Echo,29 July 2006 Cessna P206 N2537X, 19 April 2008 Blue Skies Forever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #58 December 9, 2005 You might want to delete the second joke before you get booted.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
