GiaKrembs 0 #1 December 9, 2005 I was told that I need to get my potty mouth on-line and post some bullshit... Dear Santa, You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occured since the beginning of the month, when filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, and electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents , my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity. What balls you have leaving me a FUCKING yoyo, a lame whistle and a pair of ugly socks. What the FUCK were you thinking, you fat prick, that you've taken me for a sucker the whole FUCKING year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn't FUCKED me enough, you gave that little quiff across the street so many toys that he can't even walk into his house. Don't let me see you trying to fit your big fat ass down my chimney next year. I'll FUCK you up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk back to the FUCKING North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn't get me that FUCKING bike. FUCK YOU SANTA! Next year you'll find out how bad I can be, you FAT COCKSUCKER! Sincerely, Little Johnny g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #2 December 9, 2005 QuoteI was told that I need to get my potty mouth on-line and post some bullshit... ..... g Wow I could totally see you saying this.. standing there.. face all red, screaming, jumping up and down.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #3 December 9, 2005 ROTFLMAO!!! I thought the same thing... g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 December 9, 2005 We love you Giiiaaaaaa!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #5 December 9, 2005 QuoteROTFLMAO!!! I thought the same thing... g Great minds think alike.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #6 December 9, 2005 I love that joke... Always has me in stitches every time I read it... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #7 December 9, 2005 Ah yes, Little Johnny...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #8 December 9, 2005 QuoteAh yes, Little Johnny... what?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artistcalledian 0 #9 December 9, 2005 QuoteI was told that I need to get my potty mouth on-line and post some bullshit... Dear Santa, You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occured since the beginning of the month, when filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, and electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents , my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity. What balls you have leaving me a FUCKING yoyo, a lame whistle and a pair of ugly socks. What the FUCK were you thinking, you fat prick, that you've taken me for a sucker the whole FUCKING year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn't FUCKED me enough, you gave that little quiff across the street so many toys that he can't even walk into his house. Don't let me see you trying to fit your big fat ass down my chimney next year. I'll FUCK you up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk back to the FUCKING North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn't get me that FUCKING bike. FUCK YOU SANTA! Next year you'll find out how bad I can be, you FAT COCKSUCKER! Sincerely, Little Johnny g http://www.bluesworld.com/144OLDHAT.JPEG________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
