BAthroom Slayer

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Let me tell you a story. A tale of something very wrong. It happend during a Saturday shift when I used to work for a private ambulance company.


As I said just above it was a Saturday. The guy I was working with was a relatively new EMT, so I was playing driver for most of the day because he didn't know his way around the county. We had a long standby because nothing was going on. At least in dispatch nothing was going on. I was feeling the rumblies in my lower regions, so I decided to go and use the bathroom.

We headed into the hospital, because this one wasn't a skell hospital. I knew the bathrooms were relatively nice here. I quickly get into the bathroom no waiting, yeay my bowels cried. I peeled off my flight suit as rapidly as I could and the sat down.

Sweet relief. I sat there for a few moments as what would turn out to be one of the largest logs in my life filled the toilet bowl. I wiped, and then the flush. Uh Oh. So I flush again. This time the toilet filled to the brim with water. I thought to myself, "This is not good." I washed my hands. Opened the door. Looked left. Looked right. Strolled away as non chelantly as possible.

My partner and I did a call had lunch and a couple of hours later he said, "Bro, I need to hit a bathroom."

"Lets hit the hospital," I replied. He nodded in
agreement. I pull into the ambulance parking spot because hey I was in an ambulance, and he proceeded into the hospital to head to the bathroom. I listened for the nextel to go off in case we had a call coming up. I waited, I waited, and I waited. Finally after about 45 minutes he comes back into the ambulance. I said, "Dude, What took you so long?"

His reply was, "Oh my God, man there was a long line. Someone blew up the bathroom in there. I asked if there was someone in the other bathroom and another guy was like Good luck'."

At this point I started laughing. He just looked at me and asked, What's so funny?"

I tell him, "Dude that was me."

"Man there are a lot of angry people at you right now."
After he said that he joined me in the laughing, and we started to look for dinner. We decided to get Boston Market chicken.

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Are you just really bored at work or something?

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I am on an Island where nothing is going on... at 3am I get to see if it is snowing so I can throw salt out. and then at about 0430 I make my rounds in the lab, so to answer your question yes I am bored. This work schedule is messing with my sleep schedule.

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That really sucks, dude. I hope you can make it down this way again soon.

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I am on an Island where nothing is going on... at 3am I get to see if it is snowing so I can throw salt out. and then at about 0430 I make my rounds in the lab, so to answer your question yes I am bored. This work schedule is messing with my sleep schedule.

getting your sleep schedule messed with SUCKS. i once worked 7pm to 8am just for one summer in college. for the entire next year i would get out of class at 3, go to sleep, wake up at midnight and be up all night until my classes in the morning. it takes FOREVER to get back on a normal sleep schedule. plus the lack of sunshine gives you serious mental problems.

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16 hours on 16 hours off that is what I got right now

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plus the lack of sunshine gives you serious mental problems.

THAT explains it!!

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

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Ywah I can't wait to get to Z-Hills and get some air again... Hopefully there is only 2 more months of this tourcher

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