Cool things about being a man

[BillyVance 35]

Probably a repost but....

Cool Things About Being a Man
1- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2- Your orgasms are real. Always.
3- Your last name stays put.
4- The garage is all yours.
5- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8- You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10- Same work, more pay.
11- Wrinkles add character.
12- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13- Wedding dress $2,000.00; Tux rental $100.00
14- If you retain water, it's in a canteen
15- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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16. When you walk into a room nobody secretly wonders if you swallow
17. you can jump up and slap stuff

[wildcard451 0]

Getting all your daily posting out of the way in 10 minutes eh Billy?

[BillyVance 35]

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Getting all your daily posting out of the way in 10 minutes eh Billy?

I spend waaay more time on here than that...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[yardhippie 0]

yes

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Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
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[TheBachelor 5]

18. Ability to relieve ones self in sink while shaving.

There are battered women? I've been eating 'em plain all of these years...

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3- Your last name stays put.

My last name stays put too.

[shropshire 0]

19.Farting is still funny

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[BillyVance 35]

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19.Farting is still funny

20. So is making fart sounds with your armpits...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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We can pee standing up

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[BillyVance 35]

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We can pee standing up

And lying down on a bench too...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[Shotgun 1]

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We can pee standing up

And lying down on a bench too...

Hey, I can pee standing up, or lying down on a bench... It may not be pretty, but I can do it.

[BillyVance 35]

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We can pee standing up

And lying down on a bench too...

Hey, I can pee standing up, or lying down on a bench... It may not be pretty, but I can do it.

Okay, but don't do it while under canopy... you'll get it all over yourself. Just ask Airtwardo...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[Lindercles 0]

well, DUH. that's why you hook up the canopy backwards.

[popsjumper 2]

21. No shirt, no arrest
22. No shirt, who cares about a man's boobies!

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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